“Think of Iraq as “East Korea,” because it was a shoot the cuffs war for the edification of Kim Jong Il to let him know we’ve now circled the SUVs. Iraq was about breaking adhesions, getting lean, staying frosty – in short, getting ready for the big Doug MacArthur Memorial Cage Match to come.”

“Think of Iraq as “East Korea,” because it was a shoot the cuffs war for the edification of Kim Jong Il to let him know we’ve now circled the SUVs. Iraq was about breaking adhesions, getting lean, staying frosty – in short, getting ready for the big Doug MacArthur Memorial Cage Match to come.”

— Dennis Miller