“My wife asked me about that: “What happened to your beard?” I said, “What are you talking about?” She said, “Hey, the right side is shorter than the left.” I said, “You gotta be kidding me.” So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, “I don’t know, that’s just the way it grows.””

“My wife asked me about that: “What happened to your beard?” I said, “What are you talking about?” She said, “Hey, the right side is shorter than the left.” I said, “You gotta be kidding me.” So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, “I don’t know, that’s just the way it grows.””

— Si Robertson