Top 40 Si Robertson Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “All of my stories are 95 percent truthful.”

— Si Robertson

2. “When I sign people’s stuff, I put down John 3:16 and 17.”

— Si Robertson

3. “Sometimes, our greatest strengths can be found while trusting God through our greatest obstacles.”

— Si Robertson

4. “I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.”

— Si Robertson

5. “Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!”

— Si Robertson

6. “I’m so dope I’m illegal in 55 states.”

— Si Robertson

7. “Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.”

— Si Robertson

8. “I’m like a fine-tuned race car. You’ve got to make frequent pit stops when you drink as much tea as I do.”

— Si Robertson

9. “When security comes, every man for himself.”

— Si Robertson

10. “Hey, I’m like Aretha Franklin, I don’t get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!”

— Si Robertson

11. “Victoria’s got her secrets. Hey, so do I!”

— Si Robertson

12. “I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.”

— Si Robertson

13. “There’s a lot of kids who look up to me, and that’s humbling. Because being human, I don’t want to fail them. But being human, I will. That’s why it’s so important to have your faith put in something that won’t fail you. And that means the Son of God’s kingdom.”

— Si Robertson

14. “That’s what got me through 65 years of life – my belief in God and what He’s done for us and what He will do for us.”

— Si Robertson

15. “The fans always ask me, ‘Is Si that crazy in real life?’ and I said, ‘No, hey, he tones it down for television.’”

— Si Robertson

16. “I don’t know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, ‘Hey, you’ve got less than two months to live and there’s nothing we can do for you.’ Who do they turn to when you’re given something that earth shattering?”

— Si Robertson

17. “Vets are close to my heart, okay, and it’s not only because I served, okay. It’s because of what they go through, okay. A lot of these people have gave their lives, a lot of them have gave their limbs, okay, you know, that’s a, that’s a, that’s a heap, you know.”

— Si Robertson

18. “People don’t realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.”

— Si Robertson

19. “Everything I say is 95% truthful.”

— Si Robertson

20. “Ice will ruin the tea. Waters it down. You can always get ice, or carry your ice in an ice container. You don’t want to put it in your tea, it’ll water it down.”

— Si Robertson

21. “I eventually figured out that a cigarette is nothing more than a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper – with fire at one end and an idiot at the other!”

— Si Robertson

22. “You can’t fix stupid. You can’t fix a neutered dog you can’t fix a garage door and hey, you can’t fix stupid.”

— Si Robertson

23. “First it’s pretty tires. Next it’s pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you’re shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.”

— Si Robertson

24. “I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that.”

— Si Robertson

25. “It ain’t gun control we need; it’s sin control.”

— Si Robertson

26. “I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile.”

— Si Robertson

27. “A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they’re hard to find.”

— Si Robertson

28. “In the winter, things are dead and dull, but then there is an explosion of life. That’s what He promises people who believe in His Son. That’s what all the Robertsons are banking on.”

— Si Robertson

29. “You can’t spell squirrel without si, and that’s me.”

— Si Robertson

30. “If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.”

— Si Robertson

31. “We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land.”

— Si Robertson

32. “My wife asked me about that: “What happened to your beard?” I said, “What are you talking about?” She said, “Hey, the right side is shorter than the left.” I said, “You gotta be kidding me.” So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, “I don’t know, that’s just the way it grows.””

— Si Robertson

33. “Christianity is why the ‘Duck Dynasty’ family is still together.”

— Si Robertson

34. “In the military it was camouflage for the desert or the winter. And now it’s the duck hunting colors – I think it’s “real tree.” It’s comfortable. It’s stuff that’s made out of comfortable material, OK, and I’m comfortable in it.”

— Si Robertson

35. “My father, OK, when we first got old enough to hunt, this was his rule: If you shoot it, you come home and eat it. Otherwise you do not shoot it, OK? You don’t just kill something for the sake of killing it, OK? If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.”

— Si Robertson

36. “God has taken four guys that look like five miles of muddy road and made them famous in the TV world.”

— Si Robertson

37. “Everybody thinks I’m the weirdo in the family.”

— Si Robertson

38. “Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning.”

— Si Robertson

39. “I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.”

— Si Robertson

40. “Daddy had a farm – cows, pigs, OK, a big garden, OK? We did live off the land, and then we would supplement all that with whatever we could kill or catch. Whether we’d kill squirrels, deer, duck, or caught catfish or brim, that was what went on the table.”

— Si Robertson

41. “They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn’t handle Si Robertson. Trust me.”

— Si Robertson

42. “I’ve worn it to church before. Camouflage and the other clothes.”

— Si Robertson

43. “Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.”

— Si Robertson

44. “When I go out or to an event, I’ll wear blue jeans and a shirt. And sometimes when I go to an event I’ll wear camouflage. It depends what kind of mood I’m in.”

— Si Robertson