“Selena and I had barely exited the tent before she started criticizing me. “Talk about a long shot. Joules and Gabe are like” – she raised two twined fingers – “this. They’ve had a whirlwind bromance. I’m giving us a one in a billion chance. Which means you’re an idiot.”

“Selena and I had barely exited the tent before she started criticizing me. “Talk about a long shot. Joules and Gabe are like” – she raised two twined fingers – “this. They’ve had a whirlwind bromance. I’m giving us a one in a billion chance. Which means you’re an idiot.”

— Kresley Cole