Top 300 Kresley Cole Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “When you can’t change your situation, you must change yourself.”

— Kresley Cole

2. “Let’s put the fun back in funeral!”

— Kresley Cole

3. “You are so naive, it physically aggrieves me.”

— Kresley Cole

4. “In other words, the square root of fuckall is fuckall.”

— Kresley Cole

5. “I got nothing. Even the spies I’m spying on who are spying on other spies got nothing.”

— Kresley Cole

6. “Fate has a way of getting what she wants, no matter how we try to avoid it.”

— Kresley Cole

7. “If this is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”

— Kresley Cole

8. “No kids for me. Would you really bring children into a world like this?” Eyes alight with playfulness, he said, “No. It was just an excuse to get in your pants.”

— Kresley Cole

9. “People think happiness will simply fall into their laps. You have to aspire to it. And sometimes you have to seize it when it’s kicking and screaming.”

— Kresley Cole

10. “We fail; we learn. Unless we fail to learn.”

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11. “I take no actions that I wouldn’t publicly recount. If you can’t speak your deeds, then don’t do them.”

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12. “Yes, Morgana was stronger. Yes, the queen had packed one hell of a persuasive punch. But love would triumph.”

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13. “Your big finish is rolling in like a thunderstorm. No stopping it.”

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14. “Rub some dirt on it. S’ll be fine.” “Rub some dirt, then?” he repeated, unable to keep the amusement from his tone. “I like your attitude, lass.”

— Kresley Cole

15. “Death wants to gank me. Must be Tuesday.”

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16. “I often help others discover the outer limits of their hatred. It’s a talent of mine.”

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17. “I think I just fell into like with him.”

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18. “Vampire, At some time in the future, you’re really going to want my number. So I thought I would give you this: 867-5309. XOXO, Daniela, the Ice Queen.”

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19. “So, you’ve got an evil sorceress chained up in your bed, then?”

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20. “Since you’re his mate and all. And for the record, ewww.”

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21. “This food is one hundred percent not drugged because I couldn’t find any drugs.”

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22. “The bottom line is, insults only hurt when they come from someone I respect.”

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23. “When he watched her sleeping, he often thought, My heart lies vulnerable outside my chest.”

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24. “I have an idea. Let’s take off our clothes and fool around on the settee. If I trip and fall and land smack-dab on your cock, then it won’t be your fault.”

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25. “What would Ripley do? When in a jam, Carrow often thought of how Ellen Ripley, the legendary badasstress of the Alien quadrilogy, would figure her way out.”

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26. “I know that’s not how the world works.” “Then change the world.” The.”

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27. “The beauty calms the beast?”

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28. “He’s got more red flags than Soviet Russia.”

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29. “Those who betray me only do so once.”

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30. “When two people form an unbreakable bond, it’s like a reactor, feeding them power and heat and a sense of belonging. It makes them strong. They’re the true superheroes.”

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31. “I want to protect you. I want to spoil you. I want to have children with you and spoil them too. I want to grow old with you. And at the end of our lives, you will have no doubt you were loved and adored by me for every second.”

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32. “It’ll only hurt for a second. Promise...”

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33. “I will fight any battle for you, crush any adversity. Because you are mine, beautiful girl. I love you so madly that the past before you feels sane...”

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34. “I do so wish my breasts would stop staring at your eyes.”

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35. “God give me anything but a good man’s pity.”

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36. “We all have our curses. The people of my blood are cursed to love only once. You’re cursed never to touch any but one. And Evie? She’s cursed to love us both. She really does, you know.”

— Kresley Cole

37. “Fuckhead: The name’s MariKETA. Go to hell, The WITCH, doing a creepy spell somewhere right now.”

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38. “Members of the Pravus Rule and the Vertas League are both welcome to bid on this capture, a female who will have tactical value against a common enemy.”

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39. “Why would I draw the short straw?”

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40. “Regin slapped her knees. “Oh, my gods, look at him running like his life depended on catching us.” She slid open the door. “Is this straight outta Platoon, or what? Willem!” she cried, holding out one hand. “Run, Willem!” Then she choked on her laughter.”

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41. “If you became mine, I wouldn’t let you go.” His words were clipped, as if he was biting back frenzy. “Understand me, if I’m your first lover – I will be your last.” The ringing tone of finality chilled me. “And I would kill any man who thought to touch what was mine.”

— Kresley Cole

42. “Lothaire rolled his eyes. “Mothman. Really, Elizabeth? Really?”

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43. “To Bettina, she’d written: The old Vrekener king was a vicious fiend who got what he deserved. Kudos to your new vamp husband for a well-played assassination and tournament victory.”

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44. “Kosmina adored her new “foulmouthed but well-intentioned uncle.” Because, as she put it, “Perhaps we aren’t meant to understand him. Perhaps he’s as much a puzzle as he is a puzzle master.” Hear, hear, Kosmina. But I’m still sending your ass to Louisiana.”

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45. “You don’t appear to be an afterthought with that one, dearest freakling. You appear to be the only thought.”

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46. “I’d wear his corsage to an orgy, any day!”

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47. “Puck laughed, and it wasn’t like that weird high-pitched giggle she’d heard out of children before, the one that begged the question: why would one possibly tickle a child just to elicit that noise?”

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48. “The greatest thing about having power is the mere having of power. Use the latter well, and you’ll never have to use the former.”

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49. “Dacians consider Trehan the kingdom’s sword, Viktor its wrath, Stelian its sentinel, and Lothaire its cunning. Our people see Mina and me as the beating heart of Dacia.”

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50. “Eves, on the scale from wholesome to whoresome, you’re practically Amish.”

— Kresley Cole