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“We agreed on the basic Brazilian – right after I downed a Vicodin. I don’t know who thought up waxing, but it was clearly the same person who invented Vicodin. Finally, the Tuesday of my.”

— Chelsea Handler

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Chelsea Handler Quote: “We agreed on the basic Brazilian – right after I downed a Vicodin. I don’t know who thought up waxing, but it was clearly the same person who invented Vicodin. Finally, the Tuesday of my.”

“We agreed on the basic Brazilian – right after I downed a Vicodin. I don’t know who thought up waxing, but it was clearly the same person who invented Vicodin. Finally, the Tuesday of my.”

— Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler Quote: “We agreed on the basic Brazilian – right after I downed a Vicodin. I don’t know who thought up waxing, but it was clearly the same person who invented Vicodin. Finally, the Tuesday of my.”

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3. “If I walk with the world, I can’t walk with God.”

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4. “The world has yet to see what God can do with a man fully consecrated to him. By God’s help, I aim to be that man.”

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7. “Be humble, or you’ll stumble.”

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8. “The Bible will keep you from sin, or sin will keep you from the Bible.”

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9. “If God is your partner, make your plans BIG!”

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10. “The Bible was not given for our information but for our transformation.”

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11. “God doesn’t expect the impossible from us. He wants us to expect the impossible from Him!”

12. “Every great movement of God can be traced to a kneeling figure.”

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15. “Whatever you love more than God is your idol.”

16. “He who kneels the most, stands the best.”

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18. “Character is what a man is in the dark.”

19. “Everybody wants to enjoy heaven after they die, but they don’t want to be heavenly-minded while they live.”

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22. “Some people think God does not like to be troubled with our constant coming and asking. The way to trouble God is not to come at all.”

23. “Spread out your petition before God, and then say, “Thy will, not mine, be done.” The sweetest lesson I have learned in God’s school is to let the Lord choose for me.”

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24. “Real true faith is man’s weakness leaning on God’s strength.”

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25. “It is clear you don’t like my way of doing evangelism. You raise some good points. Frankly, I sometimes do not like my way of doing evangelism. But I like my way of doing it better than your way of not doing it.”

26. “When God gave Christ to this world, He gave the best He had, and He wants us to do the same.”

27. “I never saw a fruit-bearing Christian who was not a student of the Bible.”

28. “There is no better evangelist in the world than the Holy Spirit.”

29. “Those who say they will forgive but can’t forget, simply bury the hatchet but leave the handle out for immediate use.”

30. “If I could relive my life, I would devote my entire ministry to reaching children for God!”

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31. “If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of me.”

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32. “The fact is, we are leaky vessels, and we have to keep right under the fountain all the time to keep full of Christ, and so have fresh supply.”

33. “A holy life will produce the deepest impression. Lighthouses blow no horns; they only shine.”

34. “The best way to show that a stick is crooked is not to argue about it or to spend time denouncing it, but to lay a straight stick alongside it.”

35. “There are many of us that are willing to do great things for the Lord, but few of us are willing to do little things.”

36. “I believe many a man is praying to God to fill him, when he is full already with something else. Before we pray that God would fill us, I believe we ought to pray Him to empty us.”

37. “Someday you will read in the papers that Moody is dead. Don’t you believe a word of it. At that moment I shall be more alive than I am now. I was born of the flesh in 1837, I was born of the spirit in 1855. That which is born of the flesh may die. That which is born of the Spirit shall live forever.”

38. “At a certain meeting two and a half people were converted to Christ. A friend asked if he meant, two adults and a child. The facts were just the opposite two children and an adult. When a child is led to Christ, a whole life is saved!”

39. “The valley of the shadow of death holds no darkness for the child of God. There must be light, else there could be no shadow. Jesus is the light. He has overcome death.”

40. “The impression that a praying mother leaves upon her children is life-long. Perhaps when you are dead and gone your prayer will be answered.”

41. “Fervency in prayer by the power of the Holy Spirit is a good preservative against thoughts rushing in. Flies never settle on the boiling pot.”

42. “The object of the Bible is not to tell how good men are, but how bad men can become good.”

43. “Lust is the devil’s counterfeit for love. There is nothing more beautiful on earth than a pure love and there is nothing so blighting as lust.”

44. “Careful for nothing, prayerful for everything, thankful for anything.”

45. “I like my way of doing things better than your way of not doing them.”

46. “Use me then, my Saviour for whatever purpose and whatever way thou mayest require. Here is my poor heart, and empty vessel; fill it with Thy Grace.”

47. “Church attendance is as vital to a disciple as a transfusion of rich, healthy blood to a sick man.”

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