“The other day, he was telling them about a monster called the ‘poo screamer’. Supposedly, a poo screamer is a special type of creeper. Creepers are green, of course, because they’re made out of leaves. But a poo screamer is brown because it’s made out of poo. The poo screamer. When a poo screamer attacks, it doesn’t hiss like a normal creeper. It makes a loud gurgling sound.”
