Top 35 Cube Kid Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “I woke up before the sun.”

— Cube Kid

2. “OM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM. “Get that carrot!” “Grab it!” But I managed to eat it before they took it from me.”

— Cube Kid

3. “Man, what are you guys? The Three Muskanoobs?”

— Cube Kid

4. “Sit! Stand! Roll over! Good boy! Now, split into a bunch of smaller slimes! Wait. Baby slimes can’t do that, can they?”

— Cube Kid

5. “Then creepers climbed the staircase. Oh, yeah, that iron golem was still hanging around. He looked really sad, too, with his head always lowered like that. Anyway, back to the cube –.”

— Cube Kid

6. “The other day, he was telling them about a monster called the ‘poo screamer’. Supposedly, a poo screamer is a special type of creeper. Creepers are green, of course, because they’re made out of leaves. But a poo screamer is brown because it’s made out of poo. The poo screamer. When a poo screamer attacks, it doesn’t hiss like a normal creeper. It makes a loud gurgling sound.”

— Cube Kid

7. “I’m stuck with Weirdostalkergirl, The Great Bearded Noob and Princess Hissyfit McCrybaby.”

— Cube Kid

8. “I classify cookies as cool stuff but when I get one I eat it and have to trade for another all over again.”

— Cube Kid

9. “O hai mob. Thanks for spawning. Can you please just be a good mob and let a bunch of villager kids beat on you with wooden swords as if you were a training dummy? It’s a good job. It pays a lot. We’ll even give you healing potions to heal up all the damage so we can beat on you again.”

— Cube Kid

10. “You quick one! Like big rabbit! Me love rabbit stew! Hur, hur, hur.”

— Cube Kid

11. “Herobrine can eat a fermented potato.”

— Cube Kid

12. “I mined away the dirt blocks overhead. Brilliant white sunlight poured from above, as well as the scent of grass and flowers. The rain had finally stopped. After my eyes adjusted to the light, I gazed up at a square of cloudless blue sky for the longest time, taking breath after breath of fresh morning air. At.”

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13. “It’s been thirty minutes, but I’ve almost mined this stone block! Boom! Got it! Wait, what?! Where’s my cobblestone?!”

— Cube Kid

14. “We had a special Construction class today. At first, they just went on about the super easy stuff. Stuff even I knew. Like how it’s a really good idea to put a crafting table and a furnace next to each other. Who doesn’t know that? They’re made for one another. Aww.”

— Cube Kid

15. “See? Shiny emerald! Real!” Well, the blacksmith thought I was a total noob. One emerald for two iron ingots is a really good deal for the person getting the emerald.”

— Cube Kid

16. “They really did kick things up a notch.”

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17. “Well, I just took a nap on an enchanting table. And when I did, I learned something very important. Enchanting tables are very, very uncomfortable. In other words, nothing happened. I feel like I’ve been scammed! I just want to be able to kick a zombie so hard it flies back thirty blocks. At least thirty. Is that too much to ask?! Hurrmmmph!”

— Cube Kid

18. “Such as the zombie who had a craving for diamonds instead of brains. The legendary zombie miner. He only wanted to eat diamonds. He ate lava instead. Oh.”

— Cube Kid

19. “He’d probably tell all the other kids something involving me, diapers and a poo screamer. A.”

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20. “Once upon a time, a noob named Lenny never liked doors. Doors got in Lenny’s way. Doors slowed Lenny down. Lenny had to open them and close them. Without a door for his dirt house, Lenny was free to run inside and outside again without any delay. Then one night, Lenny couldn’t understand why so many zombies were approaching his house with their arms outstretched.”

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21. “They’re just really small emeralds! I swear!”

— Cube Kid

22. “The mobs won’t ever think about going near a village again. The endermen will be so afraid, they’ll actually start crying just looking at your village. And because water hurts the endermen, their own tears will actually burn them. See? That’s how pro I am.”

— Cube Kid

23. “At that point, Razberry paused – he was running out of things to ask. I guess three questions is a lot for him. Then, he just started asking random stuff, like:.”

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24. “After thirty minutes of Mob History II, Runt will turn into a zombie. Runt will make moaning sounds. Runt will head toward the nearest door and break it down.”

— Cube Kid

25. “If there are thirty mobs around you, just run away,” he said. He took a swig of water from his water bottle. “Just run away.”

— Cube Kid

26. “You’re not a spy, are you, Jello?” I petted his flat head. “No, of course not. You’re a good boy.”

— Cube Kid

27. “The Legion never retreats!!” Kolbert stepped forward, surveying the approaching swarm. “Actually, in this case, I think we can make an exception.” Within.”

— Cube Kid

28. “Skeleton librarians. Enderman shepherds.”

— Cube Kid

29. “Some day, the mayor’s gonna be saying something like: “You? A noob? Did I really say something so foolish? No, I always knew you were going to be the best, Sir Runt! Please forgive me, sir! Let me polish your sword for you!”

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30. “Mr. Beetroot, the history teacher, continued: “After several months of existing in the Overworld, a zombie will turn into a skeleton. The skeleton will grow smarter. The skeleton will run away if injured.” Meanwhile, I thought: After thirty minutes of Mob History II, Runt will turn into a zombie. Runt will make moaning sounds. Runt will head toward the nearest door and break it down.”

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31. “Maybe you’re thinking: “Wait! Mobs don’t do those things! Mobs don’t work together!”

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32. “Run away when thirty mobs are surrounding you. Really? Are you sure? You mean like, move your legs so you move away from the mobs? That’s brilliant. Good tip.”

— Cube Kid

33. “This collection of masterful secret tips and hints was brought to you by Urf, the masterful talented swordsman and combat guru.”

— Cube Kid

34. “As if that wasn’t enough, a creeper rushed in and exploded.”

— Cube Kid

35. “Wimpy Villager Book 12.”

— Cube Kid

36. “I’m with you, bro! For the noobs of Aetheria!”

— Cube Kid

37. “Eeeb’s size. He had grown slightly; his claws, too. His fur had a blue sheen as well. He was changing? Why? Was that normal?”

— Cube Kid

38. “Something moaned so loud out there I had trouble sleeping when I went back home.”

— Cube Kid