“O hai mob. Thanks for spawning. Can you please just be a good mob and let a bunch of villager kids beat on you with wooden swords as if you were a training dummy? It’s a good job. It pays a lot. We’ll even give you healing potions to heal up all the damage so we can beat on you again.”

“O hai mob. Thanks for spawning. Can you please just be a good mob and let a bunch of villager kids beat on you with wooden swords as if you were a training dummy? It’s a good job. It pays a lot. We’ll even give you healing potions to heal up all the damage so we can beat on you again.”

— Cube Kid