“I’ve a theory. Perhaps a dog should’ve bit us buttholes at birth. Thus a bit of its goodness could’ve entered our dark souls. We may have gained a dog’s mirth. And so even after getting kicked, like the lovely being that is a dog, we may have forgiven each other. And made merry.”

“I’ve a theory. Perhaps a dog should’ve bit us buttholes at birth. Thus a bit of its goodness could’ve entered our dark souls. We may have gained a dog’s mirth. And so even after getting kicked, like the lovely being that is a dog, we may have forgiven each other. And made merry.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas