Top 100 Fakeer Ishavardas Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “If your religion requires, as an article of faith, to hate people of other religions and faiths, you and your ism are screwed up, mate.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

2. “Humble yourself, before you are.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

3. “There is always a choice. Always. So do not say, you had no choice. Good or bad, doing it or not, is about you, not choices. Always.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

4. “I swear I’ve good morals. It’s just that bad ones befriend me. I’m a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

5. “The god of fools is a fool just like them.”

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6. “People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self.”

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7. “Life is an unfinished art, few master it, most just bark.”

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8. “My condolences, you’re still alive.”

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9. “Don’t worry, eventually everything falls into its rightful place.”

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10. “Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.”

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11. “Be the person you would want to be friends with.”

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12. “Do your best. Then, surrender to the Divine Will. And of course, chill. Things work as they will.”

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13. “Believing or not makes no difference to the Absolute of Things That Be. But it does to you. For you shall live and die accordingly. A wise person, or a fool. Choose.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

14. “All my seven dogs, who passed away, were great beings – a helluva lot better than most of the silly inhumane bums, mistakenly called human beings.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

15. “Take heart. You’re not alone. Every broken heart breathes again. That’s life. It goes on. In loss, and in gain.”

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16. “Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.”

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17. “Go read a book, other than your own.”

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18. “Please believe me. I’ve nothing against you personally. It’s just that I laugh at all jokes.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

19. “Truth will screw with you every which way, before it lets you to be anywhere near itself.”

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20. “I have great respect for you – once you are dead, and gone.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

21. “I’m fascinated by idiots... Here’s looking at you, kid!”

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22. “Without a sense of humour one’s wisdom is but a rumour.”

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23. “Have faith in ‘What Is’. You will get your due, good or not so good, to your liking or not, but in time, as it is meant to be.”

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24. “I am really, truly dead serious when I am just joking. But only if you’re a joke would you mind my poking.”

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25. “Truth respects no ism.”

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26. “Love yourself, and you’ll never be without a loved one.”

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27. “Just a child is free to wander in one’s father’s garden, discovering little or big things; it is left to the seeker to grow unto the Nature of the Absolute.”

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28. “Blind-believers and staunch atheists have the same god – namely, a self-deluded, one’s own shadow’s bot.”

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29. “I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending.”

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30. “Only one kind of species of animals bites the hand that feeds them – mankind.”

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31. “Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.”

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32. “Before you call a spade a spade, dig a big hole for yourself.”

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33. “Be great. Get thy “Self”. Know who you are. Beyond this body, and being. You are more than what you’re seeing.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

34. “Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Don’t, and the world laughs at you.”

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35. “There’s plenty of food, other than non-vegetarian, here, on this earth. So, don’t hurt, kill and eat animals to increase your girth.”

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36. “I’m a serious sort of fella. But don’t tell me your pal up in the sky exists, and mine does not. Then, my middle finger gets offended! For, my buddy up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, too insists without proof, that he is. Same as your god. Is Mr. NOT nuts? If he is, are you not?”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

37. “If your needs are little, you are rich enough.”

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38. “I have met the devil – he is not!”

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39. “Frankly, the only good people who I know are dogs.”

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40. “An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.”

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41. “Not God, but man-made gods kill, by self-will.”

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42. “Live boldly. Or be an oldie. Your call. As for me, well, I may have at times lived good, or even badly. But never ever not boldly.”

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43. “Killing in the name of an imagined heaven leads all such silly sods straight to a real hell.”

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44. “Live joyfully this life. Once gone, who knows if we ever get it back. Atheists think we do not. Mystics say you will. Either way, chill.”

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45. “The unwholesome may be otherwise, but the Whole is ever holy.”

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46. “Truth is above any god, yours or mine.”

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47. “We’re shameless in overlooking our own faults, but graceless in letting go another’s.”

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48. “Everybody dies. Including your messiahs. And gods.”

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49. “Please pardon me if I have somehow overlooked you. Normally I am rather conscientious about all jokes. I apologize if I have yet not gotten to you. I will, soon. So, please don’t lose faith in me. Or my jokes.”

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50. “Children throw tantrums because they’ve imagined their ‘father in heaven’ does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas