“Oh, I say I have an ocelot and it’s a joke, but I’ve had so many news programs in this country say, ‘So what’s it like, having an ocelot?” And I’ll say, “It’s marvelous just to see them run free. When feeding time comes and they’re mewling, it just warms your heart.’ People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around.”