“Back in town, I can’t contain my excitement! We’re throwing a real-life Battle Royale right here in Wakefield! Skaelka yells, “YES! Combat! Finally!” Before I can explain the rules, there’s a CLANG. And then another. The sound of real weapons. At the first mention of battle, the monsters are unsheathing interdimensional swords and brushing off monstrous maces!”
