“But you said he was OK. He murdered someone and you said he was OK.” Never scowled. “First of all, and I think this is important, that’s not the order in which those things occurred. I said he was OK, and then he murdered someone. But, due to recent events, I’ve obviously changed my mind about him.”

“But you said he was OK. He murdered someone and you said he was OK.” Never scowled. “First of all, and I think this is important, that’s not the order in which those things occurred. I said he was OK, and then he murdered someone. But, due to recent events, I’ve obviously changed my mind about him.”

— Derek Landy