Top 250 Derek Landy Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “The calm before the storm.”

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2. “The sparrow flies south for the winter.”

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3. “Doors are for people with no imagination.”

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4. “Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.”

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5. “The world is bigger than you know, and scarier than you might imagine. The only currency worth anything is being true to yourself, and the only goal worth seeking is finding out who you truly are.”

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6. “We’re not retreating, we’re advancing in reverse.? – Skulduggery Pleasant.”

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7. “Every solution to every problem is simple. It’s the distance between the two where the mystery lies.”

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8. “Don’t be jealous of my genius.”

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9. “I’m sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.”

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10. “I’m placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don’t know, possibly littering.”

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11. “If things go wrong, I’ll lead them away. Once it’s clear, get back to the car. If you don’t see me in five minutes, then I’ve probably died a very brave and heroic death. Oh and don’t Oh, and don’t touch the radio – I’ve got it tuned right where I want it and I don’t want you messing that up.”

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12. “Plans are invitation to disappointment.”

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13. “The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves.”

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14. “We don’t do what we do for the glory or the fame or the credit; we do it for the quiet satisfaction of making the world a better place, saving the lives of innocents, and being better than you are.”

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15. “I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards.”

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16. “Come and have a go, if you think you’re hard enough.”

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17. “Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first.”

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18. “There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is a won and there is a lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything in between is still left to fight for – Skulduggery Pleasant.”

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19. “Love is finding someone better than you are, and holding on for dear life.”

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20. “The greatest enemy we can face is ourselves, and the greatest battle is against the darkness within.”

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21. “Doors are for people with no imagination.” – Skulduggery Pleasant.”

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22. “While my insides may be rotten, I still like a good reason to kill someone. It has to be either business, personal, or out of sheer boredom.”

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23. “Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.”

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24. “I just want to let you know that I love you all. Even those of you that I don’t like; that’s you Beryl.”

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25. “That’s a shame. I’m sure somebody, somewhere, cares.”

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26. “In that movie, Mr Miyagi has Daniel doing all these mundane tasks like painting the fence and waxing the car, then later Daniel does the same moves and finds out it’s kung fu. You have me doing all of these fighting moves... If I find out later that what you’re actually doing is teaching me how to paint fences and wax cars, I’m not paying you, you understand? – Scapegrace.”

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27. “She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person’s teenage years lasted well into their fifties.”

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28. “The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What kind of box?” “A wooden one.” She gave him a look.”

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29. “Still, he figured, sometimes you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do, and then sometimes you’ve just got to run like hell after it’s done.”

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30. “You’re as sharp as a marble.”

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31. “You shouldn’t feel guilty about enjoying something that other people don’t. Well, apart from torture, but that’s probably the only exception.”

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32. “Don’t open the door to strangers,” said her dad. “Unless they’re selling something. Then open the door and see if I’d like it. If I’d like it, buy it for me. But nothing cheap. I have standards. Nothing too expensive, either. My standards aren’t that high.”

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33. “Are you taking my hat hostage?”

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34. “Just because someone is ugly on the outside doesn’t mean they’re not even uglier on the inside. The reverse is also true for the beautiful.”

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35. “This necklace has cost two very fine men their lives. At times I wear it in tribute to their sacrifice. Other times, I wear it because it goes with this skirt, – China Sorrows.”

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36. “Bravery, after all, isn’t the absence of fear. Bravery is the acknowledgement and the conquering of fear.”

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37. “Absolutely. I would never have tripped. I’m far too graceful.”

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38. “I’m fairly certain. I could be some ghastly hallucination, a figment of my own imagination.”

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39. “Cheer up everyone, since we’re all going to die horribly anyway, what’s there to be worried about? – Skulduggery Pleasant.”

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40. “The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend – Skulduggery Pleasant.”

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41. “I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.”

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42. “Stranger things have happened, and do with alarming regularity.”

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43. “He stepped closer to her. “Thank you for saving me,” he said softly, and wrapped the bones of his arms around her. Valkyrie smiled and hugged him back.”

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44. “Skulduggery Pleasant walked off the battlefield, and Lord Vile walked into my Temple. – High Priest Tenebrae.”

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45. “That’s beautiful,? Valkyrie said, looking at it. Isn’t it? This necklace has cost two very fine men their lives. At times, I wear it in tribute to their sacrifice. Other times, I wear it because it goes with this skirt.”

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46. “Punishment is not the answer. Punishment is easy. It’s lazy. Redemption is hard. Redemption makes you work.”

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47. “Tides do what tides do–they turn.”

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48. “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.”

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49. “Oh my god you’re thicker than you look.”

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50. “There is a place called reality. It is a place where people use doors instead of windows. Where, when you click a sound is made not a flame. Where, a shadow is a thing created by the sun, not a weapon. Where, your reflection stays in the mirror. And where skeletons don’t walk and talk. But you can escape this place. You just have to have one thing. Imagination.”

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