“The air around Meryn shimmered, and suddenly she was dressed in a black monk style robe and cowl. “Thou shalt not be a douchebag,” she intoned in low monotone syllables. Across from each other, Colton and Declan folded their hands in front of their chests. “Amen,” they said in unison.”

“The air around Meryn shimmered, and suddenly she was dressed in a black monk style robe and cowl. “Thou shalt not be a douchebag,” she intoned in low monotone syllables. Across from each other, Colton and Declan folded their hands in front of their chests. “Amen,” they said in unison.”

— Alanea Alder