Top 70 Alanea Alder Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “It’s because I’m a ‘Limited Edition’. Y’all should be grateful for even knowing me,” Meryn huffed.”

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2. “He had a dragon twined around to make an infinity symbol with the head eating the tail. “It is the vampiric symbol for eternity, since we are immortal.”

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3. “Coffee or I’ll cut you!”

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4. “See this sign. It is red. Red is the universal color to stop. Are you color blind? No? Well, even if you were, there are four large, bright white letters on this sign that spell out the word ‘stop’. Let’s go over them, shall we?” “S.” Bang! “T.” Bang! “O.” Bang! “P.” Bang!”

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5. “Nothing in life is guaranteed, not even tomorrow. I learned that early in life. You have to do what you can, when you can, like wellness appointments or Disney World.” She smiled at Colton. “What you can’t do is live in fear. It will leech every moment of joy out of the time that you do have, and that’s no life at all.”

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6. “You mean to tell me my brother is lying here in a coma, every witch is in danger, my best friend and godsdaughter are at the top of the enemy’s hit list, and I have two versions of Amelia to watch over, plus your flaky mother?” Kendrick bit off every word.”

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7. “It can’t possibly be a bad idea if my future self hasn’t traveled back in time to stop me.” Eva’s.”

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8. “Ryuu patted Meryn on the head and looked around the room. “Isn’t she adorable?”

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9. “That’s Sei Ryuu. He’s my squire. He’s really good about keeping me breathing and bathed,” Meryn informed her. “It is my life’s struggle.”

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10. “Meryn stood with her hands on her hips. “Don’t touch dead bodies! Stop kicking tunnel escorts in the balls! Stop being a lesbian on Facebook! Why can’t I have any fun?” she demanded.”

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11. “You’re doing just fine. You’ve done everything exactly as I would have done. Have you studied battle strategy?” he asked. “No, but I do play World of Warcraft.” “Sounds useful, you’ll have to show me later.”

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12. “Just being here is more than I deserve. There is no way you would fail to meet my expectations, they have been shattered in the face of the beautiful reality that is you.”

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13. “Oh, God, is this like Silence of the Lambs?” Tears flowed down her face. “I don’t want to go down the hole! I won’t put lotion on the skin!”

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14. “Ryuu stepped forward. “Meryn, listen carefully. Elizabeth is not only your new sister, she will also be your Yoda. She will teach you and guide you in the ways of using the force, so that you will master paranormal politics. Learn well, young padawan.” He clapped a hand on Meryn’s shoulder.”

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15. “I think my mate may be mentally retarded, either that or she has a severe inner ear imbalance.”

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16. “The growling immediately stopped. “Did you just pet me?” The man asked in a low voice.”

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17. “My furries need guidance. And, I’m bored.”

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18. “If you are constantly holding on to her and guarding her every step she won’t have the strength or confidence to stand on her own. If you tell her how and where to step she won’t be able to walk through life, and if you don’t let her walk, you’ll never see her fly. And when she is confident and flying through life, she shines.”

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19. “Shoot faceless, white blobs. Roger that Menace, Gamma Kitten One over and out.”

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20. “Big, funny men sometimes forget that their smaller mates have access to their unconscious bodies when they go to sleep. Sometimes you have to remind them of that.”

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21. “She took a tumble down the stairs and I almost swallowed my tongue. I was hoping Broderick could provide some insight on how he was able to raise her to adulthood in one piece.”

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22. “Aiden turned to his tiny mate. “Meryn, baby, please don’t kill me in my sleep.”

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23. “Pregnant women in the room!” “Rheia will have all the help she needs with her child after I kill you since I am their athair!” Aiden roared. “They.”

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24. “People are mean to you? Why don’t you just punch them in the face?” Meryn asked. Adelaide looked at her appalled. Colton chuckled.”

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25. “Meryn began to giggle. Declan glared at her. “What?” “You and Rex puff up like house cats when you’re mad.”

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26. “As I was saying... They train these girls to be like tiny ninjas. They have to earn special badges for the survival skills that they learn, kinda like how we teach the cadets. Now to balance out all the weapons training and harshness of wilderness survival, they also teach them to bake cookies.”

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27. “Colton cleared his throat. “I’m no expert on spirits and the occult, but this is Keelan we’re talking about. If by some miracle his soul did find it’s way back to the Alpha Estate, Voodoo Meryn with a Ouija board doing incantations would scare him back the way he came.”

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28. “If I was slightly more attracted to men, I’d trade sexual favors for coffee like this every morning.”

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29. “It’s okay, my sweet Meryn. I know. I know what you need. I’m your mate, I’ll always provide for you. I’ll always give you what you desire.” Aiden spun her so that her back was flush against his body.”

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30. “I’ve been wearing my super gown because someone won’t let me go get maternity clothes because they are being a paranoid, drama bear.”

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31. “Can I ride you next time? You can be my battle cat! That would be so cool!”

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32. “Meryn’s fingers were already moving. “Magnus will you buy me a real flame thrower.” “Of course, dear,” Magnus answered. “See! That! That right there!” Aiden exclaimed. “We need parameters.”

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33. “She always wore her hoodies three sizes too large, which made them comfortable and snuggly like a blanket.”

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34. “Better get you some chocolate bars. You can throw those from a distance.”

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35. “Aiden, his brains are on the foyer floor, I’m pretty sure that is a universally accepted indicator that a person is dead.”

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36. “This first time, my Sprite friend went for help, then Aiden went all shifter Hulk version and Loki’d the feral’s ass. Whap, whap.”

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37. “When they walked inside, Meryn inhaled deeply. The only thing that would make this place smell better was if it sold books.”

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38. “You are going to have people breath! Do you hear what I am saying? Can you hear what you have me saying! How are you going to floss arms out of your teeth, Felix?”

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39. “Tell me what scares you and I’ll kill it.”

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40. “I’m not mating you, Aleks, I’m mating with your mother. This is the most amazing pie I have ever had!”

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41. “Graphic tees were her weakness.”

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42. “You do realize that I am medically trained to remove pieces of your body in such a way that you won’t die?”

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43. “Zombie. Care. Bears. Meryn! Where did it get the idea for Zombie Care Bears?” Meryn.”

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44. “The angry one looked her over. “What’s your name?” “These are not the droids you are looking for,” she said. The smaller, auburn-haired man to her left cracked up.”

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45. “Aleks was beginning to see a pattern here. Rebecca never felt something just a little bit. What she felt she felt with her entire being. When she loved, she loved completely.”

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46. “She will either save us or be the death of us all.”

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47. “Meryn’s mouth dropped. “Seriously? We’re dealing with a paranormal version of Pinky and the Brain?”

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48. “They’re mine; I adopted them’ Meryn declared cheerfully.”

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49. “I have adopted you so gloves are off. You now matter to me, so I don’t have to be nice.” “Wait.”

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50. “The air around Meryn shimmered, and suddenly she was dressed in a black monk style robe and cowl. “Thou shalt not be a douchebag,” she intoned in low monotone syllables. Across from each other, Colton and Declan folded their hands in front of their chests. “Amen,” they said in unison.”

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