“As you get older you tend to take a more morbid view of your body’s aches and pains. When you’re young, you could lose a leg in a sawmill accident and you’d say to yourself, ‘Who cares? I’m 21, it’ll grow back.’ Once you pass 40, you’re ready to be euthanized over of a mild hangover.”

“As you get older you tend to take a more morbid view of your body’s aches and pains. When you’re young, you could lose a leg in a sawmill accident and you’d say to yourself, ‘Who cares? I’m 21, it’ll grow back.’ Once you pass 40, you’re ready to be euthanized over of a mild hangover.”

— John Scheck