“Wow,” Wallace said. “That’s sexual harassment. We’re going to sue him. We’re going to sue him for everything he’s worth, just you wait and see. I’ll draft up the papers just as soon as – oh. Right. I’m dead. Goddammit. Don’t let him stick his thermometer in your baked goods!”

“Wow,” Wallace said. “That’s sexual harassment. We’re going to sue him. We’re going to sue him for everything he’s worth, just you wait and see. I’ll draft up the papers just as soon as – oh. Right. I’m dead. Goddammit. Don’t let him stick his thermometer in your baked goods!”

— T.J. Klune