“I’m not half vampire. I’m just strong like a vampire. Like Mom.” “That’s the half part, buttface.” “You’re the buttface, buttface.” “You can’t say buttface twice, buttface.” “You just did!” I rolled my eyes and checked my watch. They had gotten along for all of two hours. Better than nothing.”

“I’m not half vampire. I’m just strong like a vampire. Like Mom.” “That’s the half part, buttface.” “You’re the buttface, buttface.” “You can’t say buttface twice, buttface.” “You just did!” I rolled my eyes and checked my watch. They had gotten along for all of two hours. Better than nothing.”

— J.R. Rain