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Top 15 J.R. Rain Quotes (2024 Update)

J.R. Rain Quote: “A marriage shouldn’t have to be so much work. Love shouldn’t crush your soul. A relationship should add to your life, not take away from it.”

1. “A marriage shouldn’t have to be so much work. Love shouldn’t crush your soul. A relationship should add to your life, not take away from it.”

J.R. Rain Quote: “Yeah, he fought like a crazy man. His face twisted. And, no, he didn’t hit her. At least, not in the memories I saw. But he was verbally abusive.”

2. “Yeah, he fought like a crazy man. His face twisted. And, no, he didn’t hit her. At least, not in the memories I saw. But he was verbally abusive.”

J.R. Rain Quote: “I opened the bag of Oreos and commenced my training, bulking up with one Oreo after another. I washed them down with swigs from the bottle of scotch, as a real man should. When I was tired of the Oreos, after about the thirtieth, I took out a cigarette and tried like hell to give myself lung cancer.”

3. “I opened the bag of Oreos and commenced my training, bulking up with one Oreo after another. I washed them down with swigs from the bottle of scotch, as a real man should. When I was tired of the Oreos, after about the thirtieth, I took out a cigarette and tried like hell to give myself lung cancer.”

J.R. Rain Quote: “The grumbling in my stomach kept my ears busy, while images of Janice occupied my thoughts. No, not those images. You pervert. I mean, the ones with her clothes on where we’re having a serious relationship. What.”

4. “The grumbling in my stomach kept my ears busy, while images of Janice occupied my thoughts. No, not those images. You pervert. I mean, the ones with her clothes on where we’re having a serious relationship. What.”

J.R. Rain Quote: “I believe spirituality is a very personal and individual experience that varies from one person to the next.”

5. “I believe spirituality is a very personal and individual experience that varies from one person to the next.”

J.R. Rain Quote: “He also had a cop’s mustache. He would have looked better without the mustache, but it wasn’t was my place to suggest so. Besides, who better to wear a cop mustache than a cop?”

6. “He also had a cop’s mustache. He would have looked better without the mustache, but it wasn’t was my place to suggest so. Besides, who better to wear a cop mustache than a cop?”

J.R. Rain Quote: “Or maybe losing so much blood somehow cured him. You know, starve a cold, bleed a zombie.”

7. “Or maybe losing so much blood somehow cured him. You know, starve a cold, bleed a zombie.”

J.R. Rain Quote: “You’re never alone, Sam. Ever. As hard as life might seem, there’s always hope. There’s always a way, and there’s always love. Always.”

8. “You’re never alone, Sam. Ever. As hard as life might seem, there’s always hope. There’s always a way, and there’s always love. Always.”

J.R. Rain Quote: “For a friendship to work, both people have to want the same thing. Both people have to want to be friends.”

9. “For a friendship to work, both people have to want the same thing. Both people have to want to be friends.”

J.R. Rain Quote: “Archibald Maximus, wizard. Nothing. Wait! Something. No, never mind. Just another porn site. I really hadn’t expected an obscure alchemist to have a web page or even a Twitter account, although that would have certainly made my job easier. I.”

10. “Archibald Maximus, wizard. Nothing. Wait! Something. No, never mind. Just another porn site. I really hadn’t expected an obscure alchemist to have a web page or even a Twitter account, although that would have certainly made my job easier. I.”

J.R. Rain Quote: “Men tend to think all of their points were good, and they sure as hell didn’t need me to boost their already inflated egos.”

11. “Men tend to think all of their points were good, and they sure as hell didn’t need me to boost their already inflated egos.”

J.R. Rain Quote: “It was all working out too perfectly. We’d located the vampire, we’d found a nice base right next to the alleged vampire resting grounds, and all we had to do was walk right up and introduce ourselves. And, hopefully, ask him to bite us.”

12. “It was all working out too perfectly. We’d located the vampire, we’d found a nice base right next to the alleged vampire resting grounds, and all we had to do was walk right up and introduce ourselves. And, hopefully, ask him to bite us.”

J.R. Rain Quote: “If I hear you say, ‘I drank responsibly’ again, I’m going to homeschool you for the rest of your life.”

13. “If I hear you say, ‘I drank responsibly’ again, I’m going to homeschool you for the rest of your life.”

J.R. Rain Quote: “Meanwhile, Harper has called me back. Now there’s an eager beaver. Eager for beaver, anyway, even if it’s chilled to room temperature.”

14. “Meanwhile, Harper has called me back. Now there’s an eager beaver. Eager for beaver, anyway, even if it’s chilled to room temperature.”

J.R. Rain Quote: “I’m not half vampire. I’m just strong like a vampire. Like Mom.” “That’s the half part, buttface.” “You’re the buttface, buttface.” “You can’t say buttface twice, buttface.” “You just did!” I rolled my eyes and checked my watch. They had gotten along for all of two hours. Better than nothing.”

15. “I’m not half vampire. I’m just strong like a vampire. Like Mom.” “That’s the half part, buttface.” “You’re the buttface, buttface.” “You can’t say buttface twice, buttface.” “You just did!” I rolled my eyes and checked my watch. They had gotten along for all of two hours. Better than nothing.”

J.R. Rain Quote: “Luckily, I had been dressed in my all-purpose crime-fighting gear. Superman has his blue tights. I had my blue jeans, sneakers and polo shirt. Good.”

16. “Luckily, I had been dressed in my all-purpose crime-fighting gear. Superman has his blue tights. I had my blue jeans, sneakers and polo shirt. Good.”

J.R. Rain Quote: “Once I study up on them and the case, I always feel closer to the victims. That closeness drives me to find them or their killers. As if the dead speak to me from within the pages of the case files.”

17. “Once I study up on them and the case, I always feel closer to the victims. That closeness drives me to find them or their killers. As if the dead speak to me from within the pages of the case files.”

J.R. Rain Quote: “I was unlovable in his eyes and so therefore I was unlovable in my own eyes.”

18. “I was unlovable in his eyes and so therefore I was unlovable in my own eyes.”

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