Search

“When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.”

— Stephen Colbert

Featured in: Stephen Colbert Quotes

Stephen Colbert Quote: “When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.”

“When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.”

— Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert Quote: “When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.”

Stephen Colbert Quote: “When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.”

Stephen Colbert Quote: “When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.”

Stephen Colbert Quote: “When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.”

Stephen Colbert Quote: “When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.”

Stephen Colbert Quote: “When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.”

Quote: “”

2

0

Quote: “”

0

0

Quote: “”

0

0

Quote: “”

0

0

Quote: “”

0

0

Quote: “”

0

0

Quote: “”

0

0

Quote: “”

0

0

Quote: “”

0

0

Quote: “”

0

0

Quote: “”

0

0

Quote: “”

0

0

Quote: “”

0

0

UP NEXT

1. “Life sucks, and then you die...”

— Stephenie Meyer

2. “I like the night. Without the dark, we’d never see the stars.”

— Stephenie Meyer

Featured in: Creative Quotes, Good Night Quotes, Goodnight Quotes, Quotes About Stars

3. “And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.”

— Stephenie Meyer

Featured in: Cute Quotes, Storytelling Quotes, Romantic Quotes, Soulmate Quotes, Crush Quotes

4. “Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder.”

— Stephenie Meyer

5. “You really should stay away from me.”

— Stephenie Meyer

6. “I’ll be back so soon you won’t have time to miss me. Look after my heart I’ve left it with you.”

— Stephenie Meyer

7. “You’re not the center of the universe, you know.”

— Stephenie Meyer

8. “I promise to love you forever – every single day of forever.”

— Stephenie Meyer

Featured in: Love You Quotes, Longing Quotes, I Love You Quotes for Her, Romantic Quotes for Her, Thinking About You Quotes

9. “You are the most beautiful thing in my world.”

— Stephenie Meyer

Featured in: True Love Quotes, Soulmate Quotes, Love Quotes for Him, I Love You Quotes, Love Quotes for Her

10. “It’s not the end. It’s the beginning.”

— Stephenie Meyer

11. “I love you more than anything in the world combined.”

— Stephenie Meyer

12. “When you can live forever what do you live for?”

— Stephenie Meyer

13. “Sometimes I’m afraid that I’m losing myself.”

— Stephenie Meyer

14. “Today is the first and last day of forever.”

— Stephenie Meyer

15. “When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it’s not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end.”

— Stephenie Meyer

16. “What am I dying for?”

— Stephenie Meyer

17. “And then we continued blissfully into this small but perfect piece of our forever.”

— Stephenie Meyer

18. “You live a thousand lives when you read a thousand books.”

— Stephenie Meyer

19. “I promise that this will be the last time you’ll see me. I won’t come back. I won’t put you through anything like this again. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. It will be as if I’d never existed.”

— Stephenie Meyer

20. “What if I’m not a superhero. What if I’m the bad guy?”

— Stephenie Meyer

21. “I hate myself for liking you.”

— Stephenie Meyer

22. “No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we’ll start with forever.”

— Stephenie Meyer

23. “Perhaps without the lows, the highs could not be reached.”

— Stephenie Meyer

24. “I decided as long as I’m going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.”

— Stephenie Meyer

25. “You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever.”

— Stephenie Meyer

26. “I’d been broken beyond repair.”

— Stephenie Meyer

27. “Sometimes you have to learn to love what’s good for you.”

— Stephenie Meyer

28. “You and I won’t lose each other, I will always find you again. No matter how well you hide. I’m unstoppable.”

— Stephenie Meyer

29. “Age is just a number baby, what are you now? 40?”

— Stephenie Meyer

30. “I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.”

— Stephenie Meyer

31. “I want you, and I want you forever. One lifetime is simply not enough for me.”

— Stephenie Meyer

32. “It’s not the face, but the expressions on it. It’s not the voice, but what you say. It’s not how you look in that body, but the thing you do with it. You are beautiful.”

— Stephenie Meyer

33. “If you throw a frog in a pot of boiling water, it will hop right out. But if you put that frog in a pot of tepid water and slowly warm it, the frog doesn’t figure out what going on until it’s too late. Boiled frog. It’s just a metter of working by slow degrees.”

— Stephenie Meyer

34. “Speak of the devil, and the devil shall appear.”

— Stephenie Meyer

35. “And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.”

— Stephenie Meyer

Featured in: Romance Quotes

36. “I honestly have no idea how to live without you.”

— Stephenie Meyer

Featured in: Romance Quotes

37. “Nature taking its course – hunter and prey, the endless circle of life and death.”

— Stephenie Meyer

38. “Look after my heart – I’ve left it with you.”

— Stephenie Meyer

39. “Yeah, I’ll always be your friend. No matter what you love.”

— Stephenie Meyer

40. “Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me.”

— Stephenie Meyer

41. “You’re not asleep, and you’re not dead. I’m here, and I love you. I have always loved you, and I will always love you. I was thinking of you, seeing your face in my mind, every second that I was away. When I told you that I didn’t want you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy.”

— Stephenie Meyer

42. “Even if we all want you here, you don’t belong until you decide you do.”

— Stephenie Meyer

43. “I’ve chosen my life – now I want to start living it.”

— Stephenie Meyer

44. “Do I dazzle you?”

— Stephenie Meyer

45. “Perhaps there could be no joy on this planet without an equal weight of pain to balance it out on some unknown scale.”

— Stephenie Meyer

46. “Twilight, again. Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.”

— Stephenie Meyer

47. “Sometimes the best hiding place is the one that’s in plain sight.”

— Stephenie Meyer

48. “I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore.”

— Stephenie Meyer

49. “The only reason I left was to protect you.”

— Stephenie Meyer

50. “Love doesn’t always come in convenient packages.”

— Stephenie Meyer

Stephen Colbert Quotes

Stephen Colbert Quotes

Sarcastic Quotes

Sarcastic Quotes

Stephen Colbert Quotes

Stephen Colbert Quotes

Sarcastic Quotes

Sarcastic Quotes

Patriotic Quotes

Patriotic Quotes

Quotes About Night

Quotes About Night

Motivational Quotes

Motivational Quotes

INSPIRATIONAL SUCCESS MOTIVATIONAL

Inspirational Entrepreneurship Quotes

Inspirational Entrepreneurship Quotes

ENTREPRENEURSHIP BUSINESS INSPIRATIONAL

Save image...
Permalink
Open in new tab
Copy quote text

Beautiful Wallpapers and Images

We hope you enjoyed our collection of 7 free pictures with Stephen Colbert quote.

All the images on this page were created with QuoteFancy Studio.

Use QuoteFancy Studio to create high-quality images for your desktop backgrounds, blog posts, presentations, social media, videos, posters, and more.

Thank you!

Please check your email.