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Top 40 Sarcastic Quotes (2024 Update)

Sarcastic Quotes: “Little things affect little minds.” — Benjamin Disraeli
Sarcastic Quotes: “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” — Jerry Seinfeld
Sarcastic Quotes: “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” — George Carlin
Sarcastic Quotes: “Don’t take life too seriously.” — RuPaul
Sarcastic Quotes: “Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.” — Steven Wright
Sarcastic Quotes: “I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.” — Mae West
Sarcastic Quotes: “The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.” — George Bernard Shaw
Sarcastic Quotes: “Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.” — Mae West
Sarcastic Quotes: “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” — Mark Twain
Sarcastic Quotes: “History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.” — Karl Marx
Sarcastic Quotes: “My mind reels with sarcastic replies.” — Charles M. Schulz
Sarcastic Quotes: “He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.” — George Bernard Shaw
Sarcastic Quotes: “To the people I forgot, you weren’t on my mind for some reason and you probably don’t deserve any thanks anyway.” — Eminem
Sarcastic Quotes: “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.” — Clint Eastwood
Sarcastic Quotes: “I’m single because I was born that way.” — Mae West
Sarcastic Quotes: “Better never than late.” — George Bernard Shaw
Sarcastic Quotes: “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” — Abraham Lincoln
Sarcastic Quotes: “Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor.” — Stephen King
Sarcastic Quotes: “I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.” — Ludwig Wittgenstein
Sarcastic Quotes: “He never chooses an opinion; he just wears whatever happens to be in style.” — Leo Tolstoy
Sarcastic Quotes: “Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.” — Groucho Marx
Sarcastic Quotes: “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.” — Mark Twain
Sarcastic Quotes: “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” — Winston Churchill
Sarcastic Quotes: “We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves.” — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Sarcastic Quotes: “I will always love the false image I had of you.” — Ashleigh Brilliant
Sarcastic Quotes: “That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” — George Carlin
Sarcastic Quotes: “They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.” — Clint Eastwood
Sarcastic Quotes: “Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.” — Mae West
Sarcastic Quotes: “How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.” — Oscar Wilde
Sarcastic Quotes: “Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.” — Oscar Wilde
Sarcastic Quotes: “I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows until you come home.” — Groucho Marx
Sarcastic Quotes: “We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.” — Roald Dahl
Sarcastic Quotes: “Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!” — Jay Leno
Sarcastic Quotes: “The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives.” — George Orwell
Sarcastic Quotes: “The best things in life are free – and $19.95.” — Billy Mays
Sarcastic Quotes: “Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.” — Mark Twain
Sarcastic Quotes: “If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.” — Lily Tomlin
Sarcastic Quotes: “Making others happy, through kindness of speech and sincerity of right advice, is a sign of true greatness. To hurt another soul by sarcastic words, looks, or suggestions, is despicable.” — Paramahansa Yogananda
Sarcastic Quotes: “I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.” — Mae West
Sarcastic Quotes: “The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.” — Frank Zappa
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