1. “In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

— Douglas Adams

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2. “Don’t Panic.”

— Douglas Adams

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3. “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”

— Douglas Adams

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4. “If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?”

— Lewis Carroll

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5. “You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.”

— Jimi Hendrix

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6. “It ain't over till it's over.”

— Yogi Berra

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7. “I think it would be great to be born on Earth and to die on Mars. Just hopefully not at the point of impact.”

— Elon Musk

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8. “Music is my religion.”

— Jimi Hendrix

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9. “Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”

— Charles Bukowski

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10. “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”

— Mark Twain

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11. “A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.”

— Frank Zappa

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12. “I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.”

— Salvador Dalí

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13. “I am prepared to try anything once.”

— Richard Branson

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14. “Born to lose. Live to win.”

— Lemmy Kilmister

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15. “I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”

— Edgar Allan Poe

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16. “I have no stress, because I am the best.”

— Lil Wayne

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17. “The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.”

— Jack Kerouac

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18. “I am not strange. I am just not normal.”

— Salvador Dalí

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19. “I love money and money loves me.”

— Reverend Ike

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20. “I need a six month vacation twice a year.”

— Anonymous

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21. “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

— Yogi Berra

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22. “I want it all and I want it now.”

— Freddie Mercury

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23. “Excuse me while I kiss the sky.”

— Jimi Hendrix

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24. “I say, ‘Why not’ to everything.”

— Russell Westbrook

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25. “With me, illusions are bound to be shattered. I am here to shatter all illusions. Yes, it will irritate you, it will annoy you – that’s my way of functioning and working. I will sabotage you from your very roots! Unless you are totally destroyed as a mind, there is no hope for you.”

— Osho

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26. “All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.”

— Alan Moore

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27. “Nothing is real.”

— John Lennon

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28. “Buy the ticket, take the ride.”

— Hunter S. Thompson

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29. “It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”

— Philip K. Dick

30. “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

— Steven Wright

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31. “I’ll sleep when I’m dead.”

— Warren Zevon

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32. “We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we're all somewhat screwy. Every single one of us.”

— Johnny Depp

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33. “Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.”

— Heath Ledger

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34. “The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.”

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb

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35. “The first rule of fight club is, you don’t talk about fight club.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

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36. “Congratulations! Today is your day!”

— Dr. Seuss

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37. “If anything can go wrong it will.”

— Edward A. Murphy, Jr.

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38. “Trust me. I’m a genius.”

— Eoin Colfer

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39. “Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.”

— Hunter S. Thompson

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40. “The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.”

— Lily Tomlin

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41. “Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what.”

— Michael Scott

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42. “Go ahead, make my day.”

— Clint Eastwood

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43. “It’s just mind-blowingly awesome. I apologize, and I wish I was more articulate, but it’s hard to be articulate when your mind’s blown-but in a very good way.”

— Elon Musk

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44. “What a long strange trip it’s been.”

— Jerry Garcia

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45. “There is only one difference between a madman and myself. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.”

— Salvador Dalí

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46. “I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”

— Marshawn Lynch

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47. “Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”

— George Carlin

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48. “Don’t worry. You’re just as sane as I am.”

— J.K. Rowling

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49. “Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.”

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

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50. “Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”

— Douglas Adams

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