Mark Twain Quotes

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Mark Twain Quote: “The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.”

Mark Twain Quote: “The secret to getting ahead is getting started.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.”

Mark Twain Quote: “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.”

Mark Twain Quote: “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”

Mark Twain Quote: “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Write what you know.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”

Mark Twain Quote: “To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”

Mark Twain Quote: “If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.”

Mark Twain Quote: “If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.”

Mark Twain Quote: “I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

Mark Twain Quote: “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”

Mark Twain Quote: “You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”

Mark Twain Quote: “A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one’s lifetime.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.”

Mark Twain Quote: “A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.”

Mark Twain Quote: “It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.”

Mark Twain Quote: “When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.”

Mark Twain Quote: “I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”

Mark Twain Quote: “God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”

Mark Twain Quote: “A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Write without pay until somebody offers to pay.”

Mark Twain Quote: “I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.”

Mark Twain Quote: “In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.”

Mark Twain Quote: “But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”

Mark Twain Quote: “When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”

Mark Twain Quote: “In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”

Mark Twain Quote: “If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.”

Mark Twain Quote: “It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.”

Mark Twain Quote: “It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.”

Mark Twain Quote: “The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.”

Mark Twain Quote: “The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.”

Mark Twain Quote: “The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Just because you’re taught that something’s right and everyone believes it’s right, it don’t make it right.”

Mark Twain Quote: “History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.”

Mark Twain Quote: “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”

Mark Twain Quote: “The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.”

Mark Twain Quote: “A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.”

Mark Twain Quote: “The lack of money is the root of all evil.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Explore. Dream. Discover.”

Mark Twain Quote: “There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.”

Mark Twain Quote: “The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”

Mark Twain Quote: “When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.”

Mark Twain Quote: “There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.”

Mark Twain Quote: “In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.”

Mark Twain Quote: “A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn’t.”

Mark Twain Quote: “A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.”

Mark Twain Quote: “I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them have never happened.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts or happenings. It consist mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever flowing through one’s head.”

Mark Twain Quote: “The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it he knows too little.”

Mark Twain Quote: “It’s easy to make friends, but hard to get rid of them.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.”

Mark Twain Quote: “My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are pliable.”

Mark Twain Quote: “If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.”

Mark Twain Quote: “It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.”

Mark Twain Quote: “When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.”

Mark Twain Quote: “It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”

Mark Twain Quote: “I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

Mark Twain Quote: “Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”

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