Top 40 R.L. Mathewson Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “You are the best part of my day, Tink. You make me feel whole and happy and when I’m not with you, I’m thinking about you. I’m not in love with you, but I know that I can’t live without you.”

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2. “I’m tired and bitchy and all I want is some sleep so cuddle your ass up with me or so help me I will kill you.”

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3. “Damn, women truly could be cold-hearted bitches.”

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4. “Keep it up and I’m going to kick your ass with my fists of fury!”

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5. “What do you mean when? You were there. You saw me kicking some ass!” “That thing you were doing with your hands?” She nodded. “I thought you were having a seizure of some kind.”

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6. “She was the most precious thing in the world to him. So beautiful, so sweet, so giving and too damn good for him, but he was a selfish bastard and wouldn’t let her go.”

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7. “She was so damn beautiful, so kind and sweet. She made him so damn happy. He couldn’t imagine going a single day without seeing her, holding her, kissing her or showing her just how much he loved her. Every day he did everything in his power to show her how much he loved her, but he’d foolishly never told her how he felt, because he was terrified that she wouldn’t feel the same way.”

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8. “Your boobs or your ass, Kasey. Make a choice.”

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9. “In his opinion if a man didn’t have the balls to make a move he didn’t deserve the woman he desired.”

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10. “If he didn’t love her enough to risk everything then she didn’t want him. She wanted a man who loved her and would do anything for her, not someone too scared to do anything about it.”

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11. “The sooner you get dressed the sooner you can start fawning over me like a proper date and remember just because I agreed to go out on this date with you doesn’t mean I am easy. I expect you to do a little work to get my out of my pants.”

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12. “But I’d take you because you’re the best part of my day, Rory. Always have been and always will be.”

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13. “That’s not rice,” she said, worrying her bottom lip. “That was baked macaroni and cheese.”

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14. “You left these in my office, sweetheart,” Lucifer said, shocking her into silence as he reached around her and gently tucked the matching lavender panties that she hadn’t been able to find in her front pocket as he leaned down and kissed her stunned lips.”

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15. “The next person that shows my girlfriend a picture of me wearing one of Mom’s bras is a dead man!”

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16. “It was bad enough that she’d made a deal with the devil and was apparently addicted to his kisses, but now she had her brothers going behind her back and orchestrating something that couldn’t possibly end well for her.”

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17. “It would be nice if you considered dating Haley. She’s such a nice woman.”

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18. “Is there a reason why you’re standing there, staring out the window and watching the neighbors? Are we preparing to kill them and drag them down to the basement and bury them alive?”

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19. “Like you want to devour her from top to bottom and you’d kill anyone who got in your way.”

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20. “No, not really,” Lucifer said, sounding bored, but she knew him well enough to know that he’d reached level one in his complicated, yet entertaining, highly devised system that he’d developed over the years to properly display the various levels that made up his temper which would one day lead him to his very own episode of Cops.”

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21. “You shouldn’t be stripping in front of your employees. What if he sues?” he demanded, barely reigning in his temper when all he wanted to do was throttle the woman for covering up. “I would never sue!” her secretary yelled from behind the door. “I’m willing to sign a waiver!”

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22. “The long, heavy, seriously annoyed sigh that she was unfortunately all too familiar with, let her know that she not only didn’t have a choice in the matter, but she’d just given the man that she was in love with another reason to hate her.”

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23. “That kind of betrayal could not, and would not be forgiven, he reminded himself. It wasn’t much of a mantra, but it had kept him going all day while he knew that the woman that just very well might be the one was sitting in a restaurant that discriminated against him simply because he’d had the misfortune of being born into a family with a food disability.”

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24. “Her cooking usually isn’t dangerous unless it’s been exposed to air for more than two hours. Then,” Aidan shrugged, gesturing towards Danny’s shoulder with a tilt of his chin, “this happens.”

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25. “It’s not like you need it.”

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26. “So, you played a game in which you had to know more than someone with questionable OCD?”

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27. “It figured that the one man that treated her like a woman was the one that made her wish she was a man so that she could kick his ass.”

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28. “When they were in their nineties, he’d probably be chasing her down in his wheelchair, desperate for a kiss.”

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29. “No! Oh, my God, stop going for my nipples!” Aidan screamed, hitting all the high notes and making Lucifer shake his head in disgust as he reluctantly got up and headed for the living room where all the screaming was coming from.”

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30. “A Bradford male might realize early on that he’d found the woman of his dreams, but until he was at the point that he was willing to risk a kidnapping charge, he wasn’t ready for marriage.”

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31. “Two hundred pounds of male muscle was on her bed, which she could honestly say was a first. The fact that he was large and muscular wasn’t really the big deal, but the fact that he was male, because at twenty-eight years old, she was very unhappily a virgin. It was something that she’d definitely never expected to happen to her and the one thing that she would give anything to change.”

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32. “They all saw her as a little sister, someone cute and sweet to spend time with when they were feeling homesick or their girlfriends were busy. They didn’t see her as a woman, as someone worthy of spending time with, someone worth the risk of losing their heart.”

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33. “Exactly what it sounded like, Munchkin. You want to live here in a Sentinel compound then you’re going to act like a Sentinel. You’re going to train and do your duties without bitching. Since you’re mated that also means that you’ll keep house for me, cook, doctor my wounds and spread your legs when I have excess energy.”

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34. “Bradfords don’t have weddings. Weddings imply that some planning went into it and the bride was asked when what it really comes down to is a kidnapping, a terrified Justice of the Peace, a quick ceremony and a race across town to have the marriage consummated before the bride comes to her senses and gets the marriage annulled.”

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35. “Ten minutes later she’d swore that she was never going to eat another Butterfinger candy bar as long as she lived and that if Danny Jenkins tried to show her his baby maker that she was going to hit him in the head with a stick. Thankfully.”

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36. “She didn’t even like the man, but she couldn’t help the way her body reacted.”

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37. “I’m sorry!” she said, wincing as she picked up her foot, slammed it down on his instep and took off running the second that he let go.”

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38. “Her father might think that she was weaker than the boys, but that didn’t mean that she had to go and prove him right.”

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39. “I don’t think I’d be able to fit that thing in my mouth,” she said conversationally, pursing her lips up thoughtfully as she stared between his legs.”

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40. “She was his mate, his woman, his to protect, love and kill for and he would never forget that.”

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41. “Why was the faucet embedded in the window? Of course, the better question would probably be why she was trying to block the leak with her ass, but he figured that she would tell him eventually.”

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42. “He was also the most considerate too, she absently thought as her feet slipped out from beneath her and the incredibly hot man wrapped his arms around her, turned in mid-fall and took the brunt of the hit, keeping her safe and making her wonder if there was any chance that he would forget about this one day.”

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43. “If a boy lays his hands on you, you take that little pointy knee of yours and ram it into his balls and then when he’s down, you kick him in the balls again for me.”

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44. “Oh great, you broke him! Are you happy now?”

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45. “This is kidnapping!” she sputtered in disbelief. “No, it’s not.” “Yes, it is!” “Nope.”

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46. “Bradfords could eat whatever they wanted, whenever they wanted and never had to worry about getting fat.”

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