Top 5 Ralphie May Quotes (2025 Update)

Ralphie May Quote: “Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.”

1. “Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.”

2. “Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.”

— Ralphie May

3. “As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.”

— Ralphie May

4. “If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.”

— Ralphie May

5. “My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be happy. You’ll soon find out that you don’t care that much about being right.”

— Ralphie May

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