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Top 25 Ree Drummond Quotes (2024 Update)

Ree Drummond Quote: “I was naked and alone, enduring the flop sweat attack of my life. It figured. It was usually the times I felt and looked my absolute best when I wound up being humbled in some colossally bizarre way.”

1. “I was naked and alone, enduring the flop sweat attack of my life. It figured. It was usually the times I felt and looked my absolute best when I wound up being humbled in some colossally bizarre way.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “I want people to see how hard my husband and kids work on the ranch.”

2. “I want people to see how hard my husband and kids work on the ranch.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “By the time we returned to the hotel room, we were laughing again. Marlboro Man was teasing me about how many clothes I’d brought on the honeymoon, and I’d punched him in the arm; he, in turn, had trapped me in the corner of the elevator and tickled me, and I’d threatened to wet my pants if he didn’t stop. And I wasn’t kidding; I’d had a glass of wine at dinner, as well as two Diet Cokes. Tickling me in an elevator wouldn’t be a good idea for very long.”

3. “By the time we returned to the hotel room, we were laughing again. Marlboro Man was teasing me about how many clothes I’d brought on the honeymoon, and I’d punched him in the arm; he, in turn, had trapped me in the corner of the elevator and tickled me, and I’d threatened to wet my pants if he didn’t stop. And I wasn’t kidding; I’d had a glass of wine at dinner, as well as two Diet Cokes. Tickling me in an elevator wouldn’t be a good idea for very long.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “I’m a thirty-something ranch wife, mother of four, moderately agoraphobic middle child who grew up on a golf course in the city.”

4. “I’m a thirty-something ranch wife, mother of four, moderately agoraphobic middle child who grew up on a golf course in the city.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “As The Pioneer Woman has grown and the revenue has grown, the prizes keep getting better, and that certainly feels good.”

5. “As The Pioneer Woman has grown and the revenue has grown, the prizes keep getting better, and that certainly feels good.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “My days are spent wrangling children, chipping dried manure from boots, washing jeans, and frying calf nuts.”

6. “My days are spent wrangling children, chipping dried manure from boots, washing jeans, and frying calf nuts.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “I’ve set aside a nice chunk of my advertising revenue each month for giveaways, like a KitchenAid mixer. I like buying them for the audience, because without the audience I wouldn’t have the blog or the revenue in the first place.”

7. “I’ve set aside a nice chunk of my advertising revenue each month for giveaways, like a KitchenAid mixer. I like buying them for the audience, because without the audience I wouldn’t have the blog or the revenue in the first place.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “The truth of the matter is that I live on an isolated cattle ranch in the middle of Oklahoma and that’s not going to change.”

8. “The truth of the matter is that I live on an isolated cattle ranch in the middle of Oklahoma and that’s not going to change.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “You’re mine,” Marlboro Man said, his strong hand caressing my knee in such a way that I considered asking the cab to return to the hotel.”

9. “You’re mine,” Marlboro Man said, his strong hand caressing my knee in such a way that I considered asking the cab to return to the hotel.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “I hate to play the I-live-in-the-country card, but it really takes all of the ‘pack the kids into the car and run from here to there’ out of the equation.”

10. “I hate to play the I-live-in-the-country card, but it really takes all of the ‘pack the kids into the car and run from here to there’ out of the equation.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “It never occurred to me that I was going to have to talk to a camera. I don’t know if I can do this.”

11. “It never occurred to me that I was going to have to talk to a camera. I don’t know if I can do this.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “I had been teaching myself photography.”

12. “I had been teaching myself photography.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “Knowing what I’ll write about and what I won’t has never really been a problem. I won’t write about things that bore me.”

13. “Knowing what I’ll write about and what I won’t has never really been a problem. I won’t write about things that bore me.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “Marlboro Man cooked a tenderloin on the grill. The most unimaginably scrumptious cut of beef there is, tenderloin, when prepared properly, can be easily cut with a fork. Marlboro Man had made it for me a couple of times during the previous few months, and there were moments, usually after the first bite or two, when I would nearly shed a tear over its beauty.”

14. “Marlboro Man cooked a tenderloin on the grill. The most unimaginably scrumptious cut of beef there is, tenderloin, when prepared properly, can be easily cut with a fork. Marlboro Man had made it for me a couple of times during the previous few months, and there were moments, usually after the first bite or two, when I would nearly shed a tear over its beauty.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “Well, I just want you to know I’m coming to get you at five,” he said. “I’m having Ree withdrawals.”

15. “Well, I just want you to know I’m coming to get you at five,” he said. “I’m having Ree withdrawals.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “He was going to be my own private playground for the rest of my life. I almost felt guilty, like I was taking something away from the world.”

16. “He was going to be my own private playground for the rest of my life. I almost felt guilty, like I was taking something away from the world.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “I attended college in Los Angeles and wore black pumps to work every day.”

17. “I attended college in Los Angeles and wore black pumps to work every day.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “I love you,” he whispered as I died right there on the spot. It wasn’t convenient, my dying the night before my wedding. I didn’t know how my mom was going to explain it to the florist.”

18. “I love you,” he whispered as I died right there on the spot. It wasn’t convenient, my dying the night before my wedding. I didn’t know how my mom was going to explain it to the florist.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “He walked me to the door, and we stood on the top step. Wrapping his arms around my waist, he kissed me on the nose and said, “I’m glad I came back.” God, he was sweet.”

19. “He walked me to the door, and we stood on the top step. Wrapping his arms around my waist, he kissed me on the nose and said, “I’m glad I came back.” God, he was sweet.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “We had way too much romance to take care of when we were together, and besides that, Father Johnson had explicitly told us we couldn’t work on the collages in each other’s presence. This was fine with me: sitting upright at a table and cutting our magazine photos was the last thing I wanted to do with such a fine specimen of a human. It would have been a criminal misuse of our time together.”

20. “We had way too much romance to take care of when we were together, and besides that, Father Johnson had explicitly told us we couldn’t work on the collages in each other’s presence. This was fine with me: sitting upright at a table and cutting our magazine photos was the last thing I wanted to do with such a fine specimen of a human. It would have been a criminal misuse of our time together.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “I didn’t even know his name. I prayed it wasn’t Billy Bob.”

21. “I didn’t even know his name. I prayed it wasn’t Billy Bob.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “I couldn’t bear the thought of a ham sandwich. Imagining milk trickling down my esophagus almost sent me over the edge. Even the saltines might as well have been covered in hair.”

22. “I couldn’t bear the thought of a ham sandwich. Imagining milk trickling down my esophagus almost sent me over the edge. Even the saltines might as well have been covered in hair.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “Ninety-five percent of the time when I run a contest I’ve purchased the giveaway prizes with advertising money.”

23. “Ninety-five percent of the time when I run a contest I’ve purchased the giveaway prizes with advertising money.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “All I knew was, I was riding in a Ford F250 diesel pickup with a cowboy – and there was nowhere else on earth I wanted to be.”

24. “All I knew was, I was riding in a Ford F250 diesel pickup with a cowboy – and there was nowhere else on earth I wanted to be.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “My stomach lurched; it was the day of the rehearsal. It was the day I’d see not just my friends and family who, I was certain, would love me no matter what grotesque skin condition I’d contracted since the last time we saw one another, but also many, many people I’d never met before – ranching neighbors, cousins, business associates, and college friends of Marlboro Man’s. I wasn’t thrilled at the possibility that their first impression of me might be something that involved scales.”

25. “My stomach lurched; it was the day of the rehearsal. It was the day I’d see not just my friends and family who, I was certain, would love me no matter what grotesque skin condition I’d contracted since the last time we saw one another, but also many, many people I’d never met before – ranching neighbors, cousins, business associates, and college friends of Marlboro Man’s. I wasn’t thrilled at the possibility that their first impression of me might be something that involved scales.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “Why couldn’t I look the women in commercials who wake up in a bed with ironed sheets and a dewy complexion with their hair perfectly tousled? I wasn’t fit for human eyes, let alone the piercing eyes of the sexy, magnetic Marlboro Man, who by now was walking up the stairs to my bedroom. I could hear the clomping of his boots.”

26. “Why couldn’t I look the women in commercials who wake up in a bed with ironed sheets and a dewy complexion with their hair perfectly tousled? I wasn’t fit for human eyes, let alone the piercing eyes of the sexy, magnetic Marlboro Man, who by now was walking up the stairs to my bedroom. I could hear the clomping of his boots.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “I’m a writer and a photographer – I’m totally aware that doesn’t always translate to TV.”

27. “I’m a writer and a photographer – I’m totally aware that doesn’t always translate to TV.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “I was splayed on my bed in sweats, staring at the ceiling, when suddenly I gave birth to The Idea: one area of the country club would be filled with gold bamboo chairs, architecturally arranged orchids and roses, and antique lace table linens. Violins would serenade the guests as they feasted on cold tenderloin and sipped champagne. Martha Stewart would be present in spirit and declare, “This is my daughter, whom I love. In her I am well pleased.”

28. “I was splayed on my bed in sweats, staring at the ceiling, when suddenly I gave birth to The Idea: one area of the country club would be filled with gold bamboo chairs, architecturally arranged orchids and roses, and antique lace table linens. Violins would serenade the guests as they feasted on cold tenderloin and sipped champagne. Martha Stewart would be present in spirit and declare, “This is my daughter, whom I love. In her I am well pleased.”

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Ree Drummond Quote: “And as I turned my head toward the front of the church, my eyes went straight to him – to Marlboro Man, who was standing dead ahead, looking straight at me.”

29. “And as I turned my head toward the front of the church, my eyes went straight to him – to Marlboro Man, who was standing dead ahead, looking straight at me.”

— Ree Drummond

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