Top 150 Rex Stout Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “A guest is a jewel on the cushion of hospitality.”

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2. “There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.”

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3. “That of course is the advantage of being a pessimist; a pessimist gets nothing but pleasant surprises, an optimist nothing but unpleasant.”

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4. “Measure your minds height by the shadow it casts.”

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5. “Only fools and philosophers waste time on the unknowable.”

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6. “Is this Nero Wolfe’s house?” The voice got me one-half awake. “Yes. Archie Goodwin.” “This is Sarah Jaffee. I’m awfully sorry, Mr. Goodwin, did I wake you up?” “Not quite. Go ahead and finish it.”

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7. “The avoidance of idiocy should be the primary and constant concern of every intelligent person,” – Nero Wolfe.”

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8. “The more you put in your brain, the more it will hold – if you have one.”

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9. “If personal vengeance were the only factor I could, as you suggested, go and stick a knife in him and finish it, but that would be accepting the intolerable doctrine that man’s sole responsibility is to his ego. That was the doctrine of Hitler, as it is now of Malenkov and Tito and Franco and Senator McCarthy; masquerading as a basis of freedom, it is the oldest and toughest of the enemies of freedom.”

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10. “Everything in a story should be credible.”

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11. “The constant petty behests of life permit few opportunities for major satisfactions, and when one is offered it should be seized.”

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12. “Afraid? I can dodge folly without backing into fear.”

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13. “A hole in the ice is dangerous only to those who go skating.”

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14. “I love books, food, music, sleep, people who work, heated arguments, the United States of America, and my wife and children. I dislike politicians, preachers, genteel persons, people who do not work or are on vacation, closed minds, movies, loud noises, and oiliness.”

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15. “War doesn’t mature men; it merely pickles them in the brine of disgust and dread.”

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16. “The only thing I want is something I can’t have; and that is to know if, 100 years from now, people will still buy my books.”

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17. “Sometimes it’s things that take the joy out of life, like a blowout when you’re hitting sixty or a button coming off of a shirt when you’re in a hurry, but usually it’s people.”

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18. “He’s sick.” “What with?” “Sitzenlust. Chronic. The opposite of wanderlust.”

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19. “I don’t answer questions containing two or more unsupported assumptions.”

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20. “God made you and me, in certain respects, quite unequal, and it would be futile to try any interference with His arrangements.”

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21. “A schedule broken at will becomes a mere procession of vagaries.”

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22. “Being broke is not a disgrace, it is only a catastrophe.”

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23. “Labels are for the things men make, not for men. The most primitive man is too complex to be labeled.”

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24. “To read of a detective’s daring finesse or ingenious stratagem is a rare joy.”

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25. “There’s nothing as safe as ignorance or as dangerous.”

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26. “MY rule is never to be rude to anyone unless you mean it.”

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27. “No man was ever taken to hell by a woman unless he already had a ticket in his pocket.”

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28. “Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.”

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29. “Bosh. I find a rival – but no, I won’t flatter myself that Tecumseh Fox would consider himself a rival of Dol Bonner – I find an eminent detective in your apartment, and that alone is enough, without adding that he is concealed in your bedroom while I am discussing my business with you...”

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30. “It is always wiser, where there is a choice, to trust inertia. It is the greatest force in the world.”

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31. “The trouble with an alarm clock is that what seems sensible when you set it seems absurd when it goes off.”

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32. “Sarcasm is not the rapier of wit its wielders seem to believe it to be, but merely a club: it may, by dint of brute force, occasionally raise bruises, but it never cuts or pierces.”

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33. “He straightened up. “Your chief trouble,” he said, not offensively, “is that you think you’ve got a sense of humor. It confuses people, and you ought to get over it. Things strike you as funny. You thought it would be funny to have a talk with Rackham, and it may be all right this time, but someday something that you think is funny will blow your goddam head right off your shoulders.” Only after he had gone did it occur to me that that wouldn’t prove it wasn’t funny.”

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34. “To drink champagne with a blonde at one elbow and a brunette at the other gives a man a sense of well-being, and.”

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35. “I will ride my luck on occasion, but I like to pick the occasion.”

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36. “Subtlety chases the obvious up a never-ending spiral and never quite catches it.”

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37. “What do I believe in? Belief means faith, and there’s only one damned thing in the world I have any faith in. That’s the idea of American democracy, because it seems to me so obvious that that’s the only sensible way to run human affairs.”

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38. “It is indubitable that Carol Mardus was the mother of the baby left in Mrs. Valdon’s vestibule and that she was gravely disquieted to learn that I knew it and could demonstrate it.”

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39. “One trouble with living beyond your deserved number of years is that there’s always some reason to live another year. And I’d like to live another year so that Nixon won’t be President. If he’s re-elected I’ll have to live another four years.”

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40. “All my important decisions are made for me by my subconscious. My frontal lobes are just kidding themselves that they decide anything at all. All they do is think up reasons for the decisions that are already made.”

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41. “Dignities are like faces; no two are the same.”

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42. “Everyone has something they don’t want anyone to see; that is one of the functions of a home, to provide a spot to keep such things.”

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43. “A character who is thought-out is not born, he or she is contrived. A born character is round, a thought-out character is flat.”

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44. “I understand the technique of eccentricity; it would be futile for a man to labor at establishing a reputation for oddity if he were ready at the slightest provocation to revert to normal action.”

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45. “We are all vainer of our luck than of our merits.”

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46. “Genius is fine for the ignition spark, but to get there someone has to see that the radiator doesn’t leak and no tire is flat.”

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47. “Courtesy is one’s own affair, but decency is a debt to life.”

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48. “Hemingway never grew out of adolescence. His scope and depth stayed shallow because he had no idea what women are for.”

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49. “At first, yes. But a long intimacy frees you of that illusion, and it also acquaints you with their scantiness of character. The effect they have produced on you is only their bluff. There is not such a thing as too much beauty.”

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50. “You can’t dance cheerfully. Dancing is too important. It can be wild or solemn or gay or lewd or art for art’s sake, but it can’t be cheerful.”

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