Top 80 Robert Black Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Misogynist is a word used by women about men who are able to describe women directly and accurately enough to make them feel uncomfortable and insecure about themselves.”

— Robert Black

2. “No other life is as pure as the plants. It is no wonder we cannot understand them.”

— Robert Black

3. “Extreme political correctness makes entire populations weak, and unable to defend themselves.”

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4. “Sometimes I feel someone is playing with my life. But then I realize it’s probably just me, playing with myself.”

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5. “Find someone you care enough about to help you control your drinking. Preferably yourself.”

— Robert Black

6. “Long distance running is meditation. When I finish a long run, it’s like my brain has been washed. All the stress and negative thoughts are left somewhere on those long kilometers. At the end, the illusions of the past and future are removed from my mind, and it is set back to zero, so I feel I am totally in the present moment, reset, and ready to restart my life afresh.”

— Robert Black

7. “No real man should ever feel threatened by a lesbian. After all, she is just licking it clean, before I get there.”

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8. “Insecure people seek answers in all the wrong places.”

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9. “In dictatorships the media is controlled by the State. In democracies the media is controlled by wealthy individuals with political affiliations. Objective media and journalists simply do not exist in the mainstream.”

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10. “Those who hate lawyers, have either hired the wrong one and lost, represented themselves and lost, or had such a bad case that no lawyer could win it.”

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11. “The fastest way to destroy a culture is to make it multicultural.”

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12. “In my experience, insecure people constantly need to show that they are superior to others, whether they are or not, and they will often stoop to unscrupulous tactics to achieve this, the most common being to persistently mock, criticize, and put others down, the objective being to lower the status of the other person in the eyes of others, thus easing their own feelings of insecurity, and inadequacy. Secure people, on the other hand, do not have this need.”

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13. “Virgo is the smell of nature, but in a sexy way.”

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14. “Every second in the air in Paris is art.”

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15. “It always pays to be closer to nature, than people.”

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16. “In reality, “reality TV shows” are staged and scripted.”

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17. “It’s relatively easy to act nice and normal in front of a crowd, or in public. The tricky part is doing it in private.”

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18. “Politicians are people who learn not to blink, when they lie.”

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19. “Loyalty feeds my passion for revenge.”

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20. “The Universe is like a flowing river, and you are connected to it. It’s pointless to worry about which of the endless branches in the river to take, or to try and fight the flow, far better just to drift and let the river take you where it will, because ultimately you will end up at the same destination anyway.”

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21. “Women feel the most secure when they see true love for themselves in their partner’s eyes. And for them, security equals happiness.”

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22. “I was born with a broken key in my mouth.”

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23. “Every time I think I am out of the woods, I am back in the fire.”

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24. “I only trust people who live with reality and karma to guide them. Most religions pay little or no attention to either.”

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25. “Waves are like women, you can never get enough of them, always want a better, more dangerous one, and occasionally you get dumped.”

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26. “One night stands are like chess, only the loser desires a rematch.”

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27. “We are all seeking the unattainable.”

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28. “When you live by karma and conscience alone, there is no one to repent to, except yourself.”

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29. “It is ironic that political correctness, conformity, and laws serve to make us inhuman, yet that is often the word used to describe those who do not conform.”

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30. “The best time to do anything, get drunk, surf, run, take a walk, gamble, make love, get high, watch a movie, read a book, is on a Monday, when everyone else is at work, as their depression will heighten your celebration, of not being them.”

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31. “If you write about the dark side of people, you are more likely to be closer to the truth, because people don’t pretend to be dark, nearly as much as they pretend to be good.”

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32. “Sometimes it is good to fly close to the flame, see and experience the heat, but then fly away again, to survive, more wise in the art of heat.”

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33. “There’s nothing worse, than having a scratch you cannot itch.”

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34. “There is no room for reality, in an overly politically correct society.”

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35. “Some people swim as fast as they can. Faster than most. They can never stop and rest for long, and they never reach their destination, for they are constantly swimming upstream. But eventually they become strong, in their own way.”

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36. “Karma is impossible to escape, or overcome. This is because it is both objective, and subjective. Even if you can convince others that your bad actions are justified, you can never convince yourself, for a long period.”

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37. “There is a new type of discrimination, directed at people born in a time when total freedom of speech was valued, respected, and celebrated. Now these people are labelled as bigots, and monsters, and this discrimination, advocated and promoted by social justice warriors, is as severe and negative as racism, and sexism, and in many cases, worse in its extreme.”

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38. “Human beings will be remembered as the race who tried to destroy everything they did not understand. People, animals, plants, even the giant ball they called home.”

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39. “All great men are pressured into getting married. And at that point, they fail to be great.”

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40. “Sometimes, late at night, I tend to dwell on negative times in my life. What I find about writing is, once those negative times and people are written about, I dwell on them less.”

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41. “Any government which fears freedom of speech and expression, should fear the internet more.”

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42. “There are only two people in your life, they will either give you a negative feeling, or a warm feeling, when you think of them.”

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43. “Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers.”

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44. “Writers should cut as close to the vein as possible. The readers don’t want to be covered in your warm sticky blood, but they want to come as close to it as possible.”

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45. “Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two day break from it.”

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46. “The purpose of life is to fall in love, and never get caught.”

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47. “Comedy is the first of the arts to fall victim to political correctness.”

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48. “What you don’t know about Paris, is that when you live there, over time, an invisible thread forms around your heart, and so when you leave, it always tugs you back.”

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49. “Political correctness maybe the flavour of the month politically, but in arts, it will always come across as weak, and not very true to life, like having a beer when you need a scotch.”

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50. “When you travel overseas, the locals see you as a foreigner, and when you return, you see the locals as foreigners.”

— Robert Black