Top 80 Robert Black Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Extreme political correctness makes entire populations weak, and unable to defend themselves.”

— Robert Black

2. “No other life is as pure as the plants. It is no wonder we cannot understand them.”

— Robert Black

3. “Long distance running is meditation. When I finish a long run, it’s like my brain has been washed. All the stress and negative thoughts are left somewhere on those long kilometers. At the end, the illusions of the past and future are removed from my mind, and it is set back to zero, so I feel I am totally in the present moment, reset, and ready to restart my life afresh.”

— Robert Black

4. “No real man should ever feel threatened by a lesbian. After all, she is just licking it clean, before I get there.”

— Robert Black

5. “In dictatorships the media is controlled by the State. In democracies the media is controlled by wealthy individuals with political affiliations. Objective media and journalists simply do not exist in the mainstream.”

— Robert Black

6. “Those who hate lawyers, have either hired the wrong one and lost, represented themselves and lost, or had such a bad case that no lawyer could win it.”

— Robert Black

7. “The fastest way to destroy a culture is to make it multicultural.”

— Robert Black

8. “Waves are like women, you can never get enough of them, always want a better, more dangerous one, and occasionally you get dumped.”

— Robert Black

9. “Misogynist is a word used by women about men who are able to describe women directly and accurately enough to make them feel uncomfortable and insecure about themselves.”

— Robert Black

10. “Insecure people seek answers in all the wrong places.”

— Robert Black

11. “It’s relatively easy to act nice and normal in front of a crowd, or in public. The tricky part is doing it in private.”

— Robert Black

12. “In my experience, insecure people constantly need to show that they are superior to others, whether they are or not, and they will often stoop to unscrupulous tactics to achieve this, the most common being to persistently mock, criticize, and put others down, the objective being to lower the status of the other person in the eyes of others, thus easing their own feelings of insecurity, and inadequacy. Secure people, on the other hand, do not have this need.”

— Robert Black

13. “Every time I think I am out of the woods, I am back in the fire.”

— Robert Black

14. “I only trust people who live with reality and karma to guide them. Most religions pay little or no attention to either.”

— Robert Black

15. “We are all seeking the unattainable.”

— Robert Black

16. “There is a new type of discrimination, directed at people born in a time when total freedom of speech was valued, respected, and celebrated. Now these people are labelled as bigots, and monsters, and this discrimination, advocated and promoted by social justice warriors, is as severe and negative as racism, and sexism, and in many cases, worse in its extreme.”

— Robert Black

17. “When you live by karma and conscience alone, there is no one to repent to, except yourself.”

— Robert Black

18. “It is ironic that political correctness, conformity, and laws serve to make us inhuman, yet that is often the word used to describe those who do not conform.”

— Robert Black

19. “The Universe is like a flowing river, and you are connected to it. It’s pointless to worry about which of the endless branches in the river to take, or to try and fight the flow, far better just to drift and let the river take you where it will, because ultimately you will end up at the same destination anyway.”

— Robert Black

20. “The best time to do anything, get drunk, surf, run, take a walk, gamble, make love, get high, watch a movie, read a book, is on a Monday, when everyone else is at work, as their depression will heighten your celebration, of not being them.”

— Robert Black

21. “I was born with a broken key in my mouth.”

— Robert Black

22. “There’s nothing worse, than having a scratch you cannot itch.”

— Robert Black

23. “Politicians are people who learn not to blink, when they lie.”

— Robert Black

24. “Virgo is the smell of nature, but in a sexy way.”

— Robert Black

25. “Some people swim as fast as they can. Faster than most. They can never stop and rest for long, and they never reach their destination, for they are constantly swimming upstream. But eventually they become strong, in their own way.”

— Robert Black

26. “Political correctness maybe the flavour of the month politically, but in arts, it will always come across as weak, and not very true to life, like having a beer when you need a scotch.”

— Robert Black

27. “One night stands are like chess, only the loser desires a rematch.”

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28. “Loyalty feeds my passion for revenge.”

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29. “There’s two ways to go in this life. You can try to rise above it, overpower it, with meditation, exercise, and purity. Or you can take the easier route, something to help you along the way, such as alcohol and drugs. Either way, you overpower and escape the problem, humanity.”

— Robert Black

30. “For surfers, being tubed is like being reborn.”

— Robert Black

31. “Every true artist should look upon a review without judgment, anger or disdain, with the realization that the reviewer has exposed far more of their true selves in their words, than you have, in your art.”

— Robert Black

32. “The thing about alcohol, though non-drinkers, non-alcoholics and reformed alcoholics may falsely dispute this, is that each day, or night on booze, is a different journey, the destination being a mystery, but quite possibly the final one.”

— Robert Black

33. “Human beings will be remembered as the race who tried to destroy everything they did not understand. People, animals, plants, even the giant ball they called home.”

— Robert Black

34. “Find someone you care enough about to help you control your drinking. Preferably yourself.”

— Robert Black

35. “All great men are pressured into getting married. And at that point, they fail to be great.”

— Robert Black

36. “Every second in the air in Paris is art.”

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37. “Sometimes, late at night, I tend to dwell on negative times in my life. What I find about writing is, once those negative times and people are written about, I dwell on them less.”

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38. “Any government which fears freedom of speech and expression, should fear the internet more.”

— Robert Black

39. “There are only two people in your life, they will either give you a negative feeling, or a warm feeling, when you think of them.”

— Robert Black

40. “It always pays to be closer to nature, than people.”

— Robert Black

41. “Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers.”

— Robert Black

42. “Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two day break from it.”

— Robert Black

43. “Comedy is the first of the arts to fall victim to political correctness.”

— Robert Black

44. “There is no room for reality, in an overly politically correct society.”

— Robert Black

45. “When you haven’t had a drink for a week or so, you get the urge, feel the excitement in your gut, and your mind goes a little scrambled, you feel happy when you go to buy the booze, you get home, you lock your door behind you and say, yes, this night is mine, mine alone, my adventure, my escape, my unchartered journey, and no one can take it away from me.”

— Robert Black

46. “Karma is impossible to escape, or overcome. This is because it is both objective, and subjective. Even if you can convince others that your bad actions are justified, you can never convince yourself, for a long period.”

— Robert Black

47. “Sometimes I feel someone is playing with my life. But then I realize it’s probably just me, playing with myself.”

— Robert Black

48. “If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and more importantly, wake up that way.”

— Robert Black

49. “I cannot trust my other side, my drunken side, to act in my best interests anymore.”

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50. “Political correctness waters down the arts. It’s like getting a beer, when you need a scotch.”

— Robert Black