Top 140 Rod Stewart Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “I’ve always been worried about the band but I’ve got to the point now where I think it’s time to start thinking about myself a bit more.”

— Rod Stewart

52. “If there’s one thing I’ve learned about women, which I try to pass on to my boys, it’s listening. Listen to the other side of the story first.”

— Rod Stewart

53. “All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head.”

— Rod Stewart

54. “Well, I’ve got nothing to hide. Absolutely nothing.”

— Rod Stewart

55. “I’ve never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I’d get married in a minute if I weren’t still married to somebody else.”

— Rod Stewart

56. “I think I was always looking for that perfect woman, who obviously doesn’t exist. I wanted to be married. I wanted more kids. I’m a family man, at heart.”

— Rod Stewart

57. “So when you think you’re the only one who can’t find love in this world, tell yourself there’s another one who’s waiting for you somewhere.”

— Rod Stewart

58. “I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me?”

— Rod Stewart

59. “One of my daughters was a bit flat-chested, so she had implants and she’s got a lovely pair now. I see nothing wrong with it.”

— Rod Stewart

60. “I’ll be dead by the time I’m forty.”

— Rod Stewart

61. “I am always crazy for hot women. I am like a rabbit. I could do it anytime, anywhere.”

— Rod Stewart

62. “I’m gonna rock you ’til your pussaaa’s sore.”

— Rod Stewart

63. “I’m still not good at changing nappies, but I do do it.”

— Rod Stewart

64. “I’m proud to be a railway modeler. It means more to me to be on the cover of Model Railroader than to be on the cover of a music magazine.”

— Rod Stewart

65. “What I do now is all my dad’s fault, because he bought me a guitar as a boy, for no apparent reason.”

— Rod Stewart

66. “I want to make people aware of early detection.”

— Rod Stewart

67. “There’s nobody I look up to, really.”

— Rod Stewart

68. “Don’t have much, but what I’ve got is yours, except of course my steel guitar.”

— Rod Stewart

69. “I said hello unnoticed, you said good-bye too soon.”

— Rod Stewart

70. “My life has been an open book, really. Everybody knows everything about me.”

— Rod Stewart

71. “The last thing I remember, I left with a girl on a motor bike that weighed 300 pounds.”

— Rod Stewart

72. “I am somewhat on the shy side. I know people might find that hard to believe.”

— Rod Stewart

73. “A show is like having a climax. It’s like having an incredible, natural climax. And then suddenly it’s all finished, and you don’t know what to do next.”

— Rod Stewart

74. “You know I think I could give a little more back to charity.”

— Rod Stewart

75. “Well, there’s not a day goes by when I don’t get up and say thank you to somebody.”

— Rod Stewart

76. “Should I string her up or strangle her in bed, suffocate that venomous head? Or perhaps I’ll just whip her to death. Listen, do me a favor, kill my wife.”

— Rod Stewart

77. “Surely if God had meant us to do yoga, he would have put our heads behind our knees.”

— Rod Stewart

78. “I got bored of not feeling affectionate towards girls.”

— Rod Stewart

79. “I’m very proud of my well-earned wrinkles, so show ’em.”

— Rod Stewart

80. “I’ve still got a brilliant head of hair, which refuses to lay down.”

— Rod Stewart

81. “You went to Woodstock and all that trash, your generation is fading fast.”

— Rod Stewart

82. “Someone like you makes it hard to live without somebody else.”

— Rod Stewart

83. “My father, being a Scotsman, taught me to look after finances. I’m shrewd. Some people may call me tight.”

— Rod Stewart

84. “I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor.”

— Rod Stewart

85. “At my age you don’t go into fatherhood lightly.”

— Rod Stewart

86. “Elvis was the king. No doubt about it.”

— Rod Stewart

87. “We all need a laugh and I guess you’re just the one.”

— Rod Stewart

88. “You know my wife, she’s 6 ft 1 she can beat anyone up.”

— Rod Stewart

89. “I enjoy a glass of wine, and I love my football. I suppose it’s because I’m a real working-class.”

— Rod Stewart

90. “I’ve tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it’s going to be.”

— Rod Stewart

91. “Elvis was the king. No doubt about it. People like myself, Mick Jagger and all the others only followed in his footsteps.”

— Rod Stewart

92. “Half the battle is selling music, not singing it. It’s the image, not what you sing.”

— Rod Stewart

93. “I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.”

— Rod Stewart

94. “Carrying 200 pounds of velvet and satin around a stage for 90 minutes – that’s man’s work, let me tell you.”

— Rod Stewart

95. “I carry lots of guilt.”

— Rod Stewart

96. “How can my son not be straight after all I’ve said and done for him?”

— Rod Stewart

97. “I am a man of contradictions, I suppose.”

— Rod Stewart

98. “There is this power that comes with being famous.”

— Rod Stewart

99. “I woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout. Get away, boy, from my daughter, then a shot gun rang out.”

— Rod Stewart

100. “You shouldn’t be in the music business if you’re posing.”

— Rod Stewart