Top 140 Rod Stewart Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Every picture tells a story, don’t it?”

— Rod Stewart

2. “Life is so brief and time is a thief when you’re undecided.”

— Rod Stewart

3. “You are my lover, you’re my best friend. You’re in my soul.”

— Rod Stewart

4. “Whatever road you choose, I’m right behind you win or lose.”

— Rod Stewart

5. “Tonight’s the night. It’s gonna be alright.”

— Rod Stewart

6. “You got amphetamine eyes.”

— Rod Stewart

7. “I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger. I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was stronger.”

— Rod Stewart

8. “You’ve got to have this burning desire in your chest to succeed.”

— Rod Stewart

9. “My love for you is immeasurable, my respect for you immense. You’re ageless, timeless, lace and fineness, you’re beauty and elegance.”

— Rod Stewart

10. “When the one you love is in love with someone else, don’t you know it’s torture, I mean it’s living hell.”

— Rod Stewart

11. “I wish I knew what I know now before.”

— Rod Stewart

12. “If you want my body and you think I’m sexy come on sugar let me know.”

— Rod Stewart

13. “You can be with one of the most beautiful women in the world and still be unhappy.”

— Rod Stewart

14. “The first cut is the deepest.”

— Rod Stewart

15. “I have lived a great life. I am very happy.”

— Rod Stewart

16. “I love change, I need it.”

— Rod Stewart

17. “You go through life wondering what is it all about but at the end of the day it’s all about family.”

— Rod Stewart

18. “Spread your wings and let me come inside.”

— Rod Stewart

19. “Only a fool permits the letter of the law to override the spirit in the heart. Do not let a piece of paper stand in the way of true love and headlines.”

— Rod Stewart

20. “My big brother still thinks he’s a better singer than me.”

— Rod Stewart

21. “Like with every form of cancer, early detection is what it is all about. I urge everyone to learn the facts about this condition. It can be prevented with testing, and it can be beaten if caught early!”

— Rod Stewart

22. “I am passionate about football. My support for Celtic FC has got me through some hard times in my life. I still play regularly, too.”

— Rod Stewart

23. “I’m a rock star because I couldn’t be a soccer star.”

— Rod Stewart

24. “Even the President needs passion.”

— Rod Stewart

25. “I’m shrewd about money; I invest well and look after it. But it’s in my nature to be generous. I look after people.”

— Rod Stewart

26. “You’re every love song ever written.”

— Rod Stewart

27. “Love is just a hole in the wall.”

— Rod Stewart

28. “I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school, or steal my Daddy’s cue and make a living out of playing pool.”

— Rod Stewart

29. “There’s still plenty of lead in this pencil, but I only write to one person now.”

— Rod Stewart

30. “I think, with suits and clothes, if you keep them long enough, they all come back in fashion.”

— Rod Stewart

31. “Fast cars like Porsches and Ferraris – they are things of beauty.”

— Rod Stewart

32. “Won’t someone please answer my prayers before I’m old and gray. I’ve been lonely too long and all my family thinks I’m gay.”

— Rod Stewart

33. “If I don’t get laid, I’ll sure die trying.”

— Rod Stewart

34. “I can’t do that wonderful thing that Tom Waits and Bob Dylan do – to do imagery. I’m not good at that. I just write from the heart.”

— Rod Stewart

35. “Brewing a good cuppa is something not everyone can do, and I loathe bad tea.”

— Rod Stewart

36. “It has gone past me now, the writing phase.”

— Rod Stewart

37. “I see myself at 7:30 in the morning and it’s not too pretty.”

— Rod Stewart

38. “Women like being kissed.”

— Rod Stewart

39. “I’m not a natural songwriter.”

— Rod Stewart

40. “All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand. But you turned into a lover, and mother what a lover, you wore me out.”

— Rod Stewart

41. “Find myself a rock and roll band, that needs a helping hand.”

— Rod Stewart

42. “Yeah, I’ll pay your cab fare home, you can even use my best cologne, just don’t be here in the morning when I wake up.”

— Rod Stewart

43. “You’re like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.”

— Rod Stewart

44. “Optimism is my best defense.”

— Rod Stewart

45. “I’m gonna make love to you like fifteen men.”

— Rod Stewart

46. “I’ll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes.”

— Rod Stewart

47. “Hot legs, bring your Mother, too.”

— Rod Stewart

48. “I did things with the microphone stand that no-one else has attempted to do.”

— Rod Stewart

49. “If there’s one thing I’ve learned about women, which I try to pass on to my boys, it’s listening. Listen to the other side of the story first.”

— Rod Stewart

50. “All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head.”

— Rod Stewart