Top 500 Rush Limbaugh Quotes (2024 Update)
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101. “You just gotta be who you are, and I think it’s time to get rid of this whole National Basketball Association. Call it the TBA, the Thug Basketball Association, and stop calling them teams. Call ’em gangs.”

— Rush Limbaugh

102. “I’m all for education. Education ideally happens every moment of the day for people. Education is something that should never stop. The Limbaugh Institute, there are no graduates and no degrees ’cause the learning never stops here. You know, education’s a pretty big umbrella.”

— Rush Limbaugh

103. “He’s one fry short of a Happy Meal.”

— Rush Limbaugh

104. “The Democrats can engage in the most reprehensible, mean-spirited, vile, vicious verbal attacks known in politics, and they get praised for it.”

— Rush Limbaugh

105. “I don’t consider myself an offensive guy. I am just a harmless lovable little fuzzball.”

— Rush Limbaugh

106. “Children need love and discipline. They need mothers and fathers. A welfare check is not a husband. The state is not a father.”

— Rush Limbaugh

107. “Love is the only human emotion that cannot be controlled.”

— Rush Limbaugh

108. “The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.”

— Rush Limbaugh

109. “It’s too easy to find people who’ve failed and are embittered. The best thing you can do is hang around people who’ve succeeded and are happy doing what you want to do. Learn from them.”

— Rush Limbaugh

110. “Even when I think I’m wrong I’m right. I am all-knowing.”

— Rush Limbaugh

111. “Rights are either God-given or evolve out of the democratic process. Most rights are based on the ability of people to agree on a social contract, the ability to make and keep agreements.”

— Rush Limbaugh

112. “I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.”

— Rush Limbaugh

113. “Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.”

— Rush Limbaugh

114. “Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.”

— Rush Limbaugh

115. “Canada has an immigration policy you might want to emulate. They want more skilled and educated immigrants. In fact, that’s all they take. But, see, since nobody’s watching them, and they’re not a superpower, nobody really cares. So they are allowed to act in their best interests.”

— Rush Limbaugh

116. “Saudi Arabia is militant Islamic extremism, Wahhabi Islam is extreme and violent. These are the people that execute gays. These are the people that stone women who show their face in public. You don’t hear much about it, but it happens.”

— Rush Limbaugh

117. “Cap and trade is a sledge hammer to freedom.”

— Rush Limbaugh

118. “Radical feminism, male lesbians, transsexuals, musical condoms with suspenders, and lotsa drummers drumming are all manifestations of a political agenda with roots in the 1960s. This is all fruit we are reaping from the sexual revolution.”

— Rush Limbaugh

119. “I think this reason why girls don’t do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, ‘All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what’s it going to be?’ We all know what was chosen.”

— Rush Limbaugh

120. “Let me tell you who we conservatives are: we love people. When we look out over the United States of America, when we are anywhere, when we see a group of people, such as this or anywhere, we see Americans. We see human beings. We don’t see groups. We don’t see victims.”

— Rush Limbaugh

121. “I never turn on the news over the weekend, short of a nuclear detonation somewhere. I just don’t. I don’t learn anything from it anymore.”

— Rush Limbaugh

122. “Communists disavow the existence of God and religion. They hate it, because it’s a competitor.”

— Rush Limbaugh

123. “The ocean will take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there. It’s natural. It’s as natural as the ocean water is.”

— Rush Limbaugh

124. “If you’re healthy, if you don’t get sick much, if you don’t go to the doctor much or use your health insurance much, you are a genetic lottery winner. It has nothing to do with the way you live, nothing to do with doing the right things. It’s just sheer luck, and you are gonna pay for that.”

— Rush Limbaugh

125. “Global warming, climate change, it’s a total.”

— Rush Limbaugh

126. “Our leaders today cannot be honest about Islam with us. They will not even use the term “Islamic terrorism,” “radical Islam.””

— Rush Limbaugh

127. “Liberalism is a scourge. It destroys the human spirit. It destroys prosperity. It assigns sameness to everybody. And wherever I find it, I oppose it.”

— Rush Limbaugh

128. “People are pursuing happiness, but they’re pursuing things that will never, ever make them happy, and they don’t know that. They’ve got a distorted view of what will make them happy, what happiness is, and it’s based on what they see on television.”

— Rush Limbaugh

129. “What better way to head off more oil drilling, nuclear plants, than by blowing up a rig? I’m just noting the timing, here.”

— Rush Limbaugh

130. “Young people never do have a clue. There are some young people that do, but they’ve always been the exception. They always all grow up at some point. The problem is that they’re all being indoctrinated by stupid leftists.”

— Rush Limbaugh

131. “Do you know we have more acreage of forest land in the United States today than we did at the time the Constitution was written.”

— Rush Limbaugh

132. “In NFL preseason, the coaches don’t use 10% of the playbook. They don’t game plan. They do nothing. They don’t give anything away for the regular season. They try to get everybody safely through it without anybody getting hurt.”

— Rush Limbaugh

133. “When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it’s an invitation.”

— Rush Limbaugh

134. “It’s easy to be negative.”

— Rush Limbaugh

135. “From 1924 to 1965, 41 years, essentially, there was no immigration. Try telling people that in the midst of this debate and they won’t believe you. They’ll think you’re making it up. They’ll think you’re lying about it.”

— Rush Limbaugh

136. “Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?”

— Rush Limbaugh

137. “Liberals want the government to get bigger, and they want you to drive smaller cars, and they want to dictate the way you live.”

— Rush Limbaugh

138. “The country will survive Obama, but it cannot survive the abject ignorance that elected him.”

— Rush Limbaugh

139. “Citizen service is a repudiation of the principles upon which our country was based. We are all here for ourselves.”

— Rush Limbaugh

140. “Liberals don’t believe that ordinary people can do extraordinary things. If they promoted that, there’d be no need for liberalism.”

— Rush Limbaugh

141. “I don’t think looking at things through the prism of fear is going to accomplish anything.”

— Rush Limbaugh

142. “The Democrats, the left has this 30-year playbook of how to destroy conservatives by simply exposing the horrible, the mean-spirited, insensitive things they say, but that isn’t going to work on Trump the way it works on conservatives, for a whole host of reasons.”

— Rush Limbaugh

143. “You know why there’s a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.”

— Rush Limbaugh

144. “There’s a negative connotation to internet trolls, but at the same time this is becoming mainstream. This kind of speech pattern, the way people speak, this is common on the internet.”

— Rush Limbaugh

145. “I don’t have time to beat around the bush. The health-care plan as proposed by Mrs. Clinton is socialism. There’s no soft way to peddle it. There is not other way to describe it.”

— Rush Limbaugh

146. “Illegal immigrants are people that have very little education. They are mostly people who are very poor. They arrive needing government assistance from the get-go, and the Democrat Party is right there to provide it, while telling them that the Republican Party wants to kick ’em out.”

— Rush Limbaugh

147. “I don’t need equal time, I am equal time!”

— Rush Limbaugh

148. “The battle for freedom and liberty really never is over, and there are really low points in it, but I’m not giving up, and I’m not gonna engage in phony pep talks, either.”

— Rush Limbaugh

149. “Human nature fascinates me.”

— Rush Limbaugh

150. “I don’t have an ego that makes me believe the world revolves around me. I am not self-absorbed.”

— Rush Limbaugh