Top 500 Rush Limbaugh Quotes (2024 Update)
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201. “The pool of illegal immigrants is like a qualified bunch of people. You don’t have to do surveys. You don’t have to interview them. You know they are ready-made Democrat voters. Not only that, they are readymade Democrat constituents.”

— Rush Limbaugh

202. “Everybody in life is pursuing money: left, right, charity, nonprofits, everybody’s pursuing money. Everybody wants a raise. Everybody wants to improve their standard of living. Everybody wants to be rich, and especially those that go to Washington.”

— Rush Limbaugh

203. “It doesn’t benefit me to lie to people. They’re eventually going to find out the truth, and then where am I? That’s the problem with liberalism and socialism, by the way: it has to be propped up by lies.”

— Rush Limbaugh

204. “Obamacare is making people divorce so they can afford it. And divorce hurts women and the children, and that is Obamacare and their War on Women.”

— Rush Limbaugh

205. “Most people have this protective view of the presidency. Anybody who holds the office is always gonna get the benefit of the doubt unless the media spends four years destroying them like they did Bush, and with Bush not returning fire.”

— Rush Limbaugh

206. “If you get rich in the name of the poor, fine and dandy. The problem is when you earn it. If you earn the money in the private sector by starting a business and hiring a lot of people, that’s when you become the enemy.”

— Rush Limbaugh

207. “Folks, the most insidious part of this whole health care scheme is that all of these vast medical expenditures will become nothing more than government budget items. We individuals will no longer exist. The relationship between a government and citizen will change forever.”

— Rush Limbaugh

208. “I still am amazed by the reaction I get from people when I tell them that there was zero immigration in this country from 1924 to 1965. And the reason that people don’t know that, A, they just don’t know it, it’s not reported, it’s never been part of history class, history education.”

— Rush Limbaugh

209. “Obama just announced Americans don’t consider themselves victims, or entitled. Actually, the vast majority of Obama supporters believe exactly that. They believe exactly that.”

— Rush Limbaugh

210. “Sorry to interrupt myself, but it’s the only way I stop talking.”

— Rush Limbaugh

211. “Immigration, as promoted by the Democrat Party, really is a voter registration drive, pure and simple. It is a desire by the Democrat Party to find another way to remain in perpetual power, by creating as many dependent voters as they can.”

— Rush Limbaugh

212. “Obama’s an angry guy. He’s got a chip on his shoulder.”

— Rush Limbaugh

213. “Everybody is telling me Donald Trump is going to destroy the stock market if he’s elected.”

— Rush Limbaugh

214. “Police and firefighters are great, but they don’t create wealth. They protect it. That’s crucial. Teaching is a wonderful profession. Teachers help educate people to become good citizens so that citizens can then go create wealth. But they don’t create the wealth themselves.”

— Rush Limbaugh

215. “I don’t care if they’re Republican liberals or Democrat liberals, they’re still liberals. They’re not ‘moderates.’ Don’t hit me with that. There’s no such thing as a moderate. A moderate is just a liberal disguise.”

— Rush Limbaugh

216. “It’s impossible for a Democrat to be a failure. It’s impossible for a Democrat to be a reprobate. It’s impossible for a Democrat to be a mess. It just isn’t possible, as far as the mind-set of the media is concerned.”

— Rush Limbaugh

217. “Look, the communists have tried to corrupt our education system. They’ve tried to corrupt any number of institutions. Why wouldn’t they try to corrupt the Catholic Church? It is a big enemy.”

— Rush Limbaugh

218. “The idea of going back to college scares me, and I didn’t even go. I went to college for one year, two semesters. If you add up the total time, I probably didn’t even go one semester.”

— Rush Limbaugh

219. “If you don’t like going to the DMV, imagine if the only place you could go to resolve a health care problem is some government agency.”

— Rush Limbaugh

220. “Most people’s historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.”

— Rush Limbaugh

221. “When you talk about taxing the rich, you’re taxing capital, and taxing capital results in damage to more than just the wealthy.”

— Rush Limbaugh

222. “To some people, bankers – code word for Jewish – and guess who Obama’s assaulting? He’s assaulting bankers. He’s assaulting money people. And a lot of those people on Wall Street are Jewish. So I wonder if there’s starting to be some buyer’s remorse there.”

— Rush Limbaugh

223. “I’m part German and part Irish. In fact, there’s even a town in Germany that was named after my family, Limbach or so forth. And I don’t know. I might even have some Indian blood in there.”

— Rush Limbaugh

224. “A bunch of liberals wanted to outlaw men gazing at women because the gaze was said to objectify women. Sorry, liberals, it can’t be helped among the heterosexual crowd.”

— Rush Limbaugh

225. “The fact that we’re spending $700 billion a year on oil is actually a good thing; it means we have the prosperity to do it. It means that oil’s being used, and oil is the fuel for the engine of freedom.”

— Rush Limbaugh

226. “Let me tell you the polls that count, and those are the polls a couple of weeks before the election. That’s when the pollsters worry about holding onto their credibility. Those are the polls that everybody remembers.”

— Rush Limbaugh

227. “I don’t think it is deniable: whenever we, I, conservative media, are really interested in something, the mainstream media purposely avoid it.”

— Rush Limbaugh

228. “I’m just warning you here: Don’t anybody ask about the president’s religion! Don’t even get close to going there. Don’t do it. That is a forbidden area. You cannot even ask about it.”

— Rush Limbaugh

229. “The Eighties proved we don’t need liberals.”

— Rush Limbaugh

230. “ISIS and Al-Qaeda and whoever else, that is the only way they stop is after we convert. That’s what they say. The only way this stops is when the infidels convert.”

— Rush Limbaugh

231. “I tell you, Bono may have a point. South Africa needs a Walmart.”

— Rush Limbaugh

232. “The people that make this country work, the people who pay on their mortgages, the people getting up and going to work, striving in this recession to not participate in it, they’re not the enemy. They’re the people that hire you. They’re the people that are going to give you a job.”

— Rush Limbaugh

233. “Some people would say we’re already under attack by aliens – not space aliens, but illegal aliens.”

— Rush Limbaugh

234. “The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.”

— Rush Limbaugh

235. “I think passion is the magnet to anything.”

— Rush Limbaugh

236. “Admitted to Playboy in 1993 that he smoked marijuana twice.”

— Rush Limbaugh

237. “We can take this country back. All we need is to nominate the right candidate. It’s no more complicated than that.”

— Rush Limbaugh

238. “Everybody assumes I know everything, so they send me these notes sometimes, and I don’t know what they’re talking about.”

— Rush Limbaugh

239. “I am just stupefied here. The left has officially stamped it now: Oil is a villain. Now, please ask yourselves: When did this start?”

— Rush Limbaugh

240. “A loyal liberal can get away with anything with other liberals, as long as that loyal liberal is liberal and attacks conservatives left and right, spouts the right words, they get away with anything.”

— Rush Limbaugh

241. “Standards are declining left and right, and it doesn’t matter. It’s whatever is necessary to prop up Obama.”

— Rush Limbaugh

242. “The Republican leadership thinks the best way to avoid losing elections is to let the Democrats win every controversial issue.”

— Rush Limbaugh

243. “The danger with mentioning names is that you hurt the feelings of people that you leave out.”

— Rush Limbaugh

244. “Our founding fathers never intended that Congress be a career.”

— Rush Limbaugh

245. “The vast majority of the rich in this country did not inherit their wealth; they earned it. They are the country’s achievers, producers, and job creators.”

— Rush Limbaugh

246. “End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.”

— Rush Limbaugh

247. “That’s what liberalism is all about, is promoting incompetence on the basis it’s fair, because people would be the best if they weren’t discriminated against.”

— Rush Limbaugh

248. “Guess what? Faisal Shahzad is a registered Democrat. I wonder if his SUV had an Obama sticker on it.”

— Rush Limbaugh

249. “Obama isn’t just too big to fail. He’s too big to know. Obama is so vital to the country and to the world, he must be kept out of the loop in order to save him from his failed presidency.”

— Rush Limbaugh

250. “By the way, if socialism is so damn hot, why doesn’t the pope ask all Mexicans to return home? If capitalism is such a bad thing, why doesn’t the pope say to every Cuban living in America, “Get the hell back to Cuba”?”

— Rush Limbaugh