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Top 15 Ryan Stiles Quotes (2024 Update)

Ryan Stiles Quote: “Two thongs don’t make a right.”

1. “Two thongs don’t make a right.”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “I look like Walt Disney just threw up.”

2. “I look like Walt Disney just threw up.”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “I’m Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I’m also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.”

3. “I’m Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I’m also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!”

4. “The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!”

5. “The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!”

6. “If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “We’re expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let’s just get rid of Oregon.”

7. “We’re expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let’s just get rid of Oregon.”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I’m damn gouda.”

8. “When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I’m damn gouda.”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.”

9. “I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “I am breathing. That’s how I’m staying alive!”

10. “I am breathing. That’s how I’m staying alive!”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “Never interrupt me when I’m eating a banana.”

11. “Never interrupt me when I’m eating a banana.”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “If I were as much of a man as my woman, I’d be my wife.”

12. “If I were as much of a man as my woman, I’d be my wife.”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “Quiet! I’m expressing myself!”

13. “Quiet! I’m expressing myself!”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “What do I do when we’re not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.”

14. “What do I do when we’re not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “I’m convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they’ve just said. That’s all there is to improv, but it’s the hardest thing to do.”

15. “I’m convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they’ve just said. That’s all there is to improv, but it’s the hardest thing to do.”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.”

16. “I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “I’m going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they’ll be ripe.”

17. “I’m going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they’ll be ripe.”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “You know, I’ve got a confession to make myself. I’m not really a priest, I’ve just got my shirt on backwards.”

18. “You know, I’ve got a confession to make myself. I’m not really a priest, I’ve just got my shirt on backwards.”

— Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles Quote: “I’d rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn’t happen to know of a rental car place around.”

19. “I’d rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn’t happen to know of a rental car place around.”

— Ryan Stiles

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