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Top 40 Sam Ewing Quotes (2025 Update)

Sam Ewing Quote: “It’s not the hours you put in your work that counts, it’s the work you put in the hours.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Some people are much like blisters-they don’t show up until the work is done.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it’s probably worth it.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Don’t drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she’d married a millionaire. You’re lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn’t the old home you missed but your childhood.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Youth is when you think you’ll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you’ve lived so long.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “There’s no thief like a bad movie.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother’s Day.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you’re grown up, a credit card does it.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “If we are what we eat, why aren’t we new, improved, fat-free, and light.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “When a husband says, “I run things in my home” he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it’s still gross.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Nobody’s too fat – they’re just too short.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands – and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They’re always buying something we can’t afford.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it’s a good idea to turn off the sound.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Wouldn’t you like to weigh what it says on your driver’s license?”
Sam Ewing Quote: “On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, “Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device”. The question is, why doesn’t the plane just become a boat?”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Two things help to keep one’s job. First, let the boss think he’s having his own way. Second, let him have it.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we’re all doing it.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There’s little change in them.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?”
Sam Ewing Quote: “A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn’t have time to come in.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “The sight of home looks best after you’ve traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.”
Sam Ewing Quote: “If you believe the past can’t be changed, you haven’t read a celebrity’s autobiography.”
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