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Top 40 Sam Kinison Quotes (2022 Update)

Sam Kinison Quote: “There’s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is ‘If you’re going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!’ I don’t have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I’m screwed in the next life.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “How does a guy look at another guy’s hairy ass, and find love?”
Sam Kinison Quote: “You know what the problem is with world hunger? We’ve been sending them food.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going ‘Where did I say build a water slide?’”
Sam Kinison Quote: “Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “Obviously I’m not a role model for impressionable youth.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “I’m attracted to heartbreakers.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that’s supposed to be wrong, everything that’s forbidden.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “I look for women I know are gonna bust me up good. Come on, man, who can resist that? Who can resist that emotional pain? Yeah, they all have the same line, they’re so sweet: I’m not gonna hurt you like all the others. Really I’m not. I’m gonna introduce you to a whole new level of pain!”
Sam Kinison Quote: “So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn’t want to drive there.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “I called a detox center – just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don’t have a problem yet.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “Rage only works if it is justified. That’s the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “Real comedy doesn’t just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “I want to show people that there’s a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “I’d rather entertain people than offend them.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “Everything can be satirized.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It’s like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “If I’ve learned one thing, it’s ‘don’t tell the truth.’ Lies keep you together.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “You don’t know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that’s nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pat your house payment. That’s a tough crowd.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I’d already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “Jim Bakker. He’s lost everything, he’s ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!”
Sam Kinison Quote: “What happened? Satan was busy?”
Sam Kinison Quote: “What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny – but when I do it, it’s not?”
Sam Kinison Quote: “It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you’ve played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you’ve done the ‘Wild Thing’ video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you’re not gonna top that.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “John Goodman isn’t fat. He’s in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn’t scare the F- out of everybody!”
Sam Kinison Quote: “I started saying things in church that didn’t meet with a lot of approval – like ‘Jesus isn’t coming back.’ They started throwing Bibles.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “I have lived a carnal life.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who’s the target. Comedy attacks, man.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “With any other celebrity, people come up and say, ‘Hey, I really like your work.’ But with my fans, when they see me, they don’t even say hello. They just go, ‘AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!’”
Sam Kinison Quote: “So many of these comics are just frustrated singers or actors – they want to get a gig doing a sitcom. It’s paint-by-the-numbers comedy, lame joke-telling. They’re drawn to it as a career move.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “I don’t deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.”
Sam Kinison Quote: “I’m responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven’t.”
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