Top 90 Sarah Hogle Quotes (2026 Update)
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51. “You are perfect.”

— Sarah Hogle

52. “I love these things about the man. But I do not love the man.”

— Sarah Hogle

53. “I would like to touch you,” he says faintly. “If that’s okay.”

— Sarah Hogle

54. “All of his texts are grammatically correct.”

— Sarah Hogle

55. “Cardigans are my kryptonite.”

— Sarah Hogle

56. “Your problem is that you love everything.”

— Sarah Hogle

57. “You’re a powerful woman, Bettie Hughes.” His lips twist. “When you kissed me, I legitimately think it rewrote my DNA. And ever since, I’ve been dying to kiss you again.”

— Sarah Hogle

58. “I think about how actress is another way of saying professional liar.”

— Sarah Hogle

59. “I’m still irritated and he isn’t. The man is baking cookies, and he’s promised to wash up all the dishes, and now I have nowhere to point my anger because he’s Over It, which means he’s won.”

— Sarah Hogle

60. “Sometimes she gets a little red in the face but that’s only because she was left plugged in for too long and the outlet overheated.”

— Sarah Hogle

61. “I’ll grow you some real ones, if you like.”

— Sarah Hogle

62. “It’s sexist to assume I wouldn’t know how to fix leaky hoses and sanding belts and whatever else makes a car go vroom. He should assume that all of my lies are true.”

— Sarah Hogle

63. “My aesthetic is aggressively, unapologetically basic.”

— Sarah Hogle

64. “I wanted to bring your happy place to life.”

— Sarah Hogle

65. “Unhinged” is my new favorite look on him.”

— Sarah Hogle

66. “Of course I love you, Naomi. I never stopped.”

— Sarah Hogle

67. “I try to remember what falling in love felt like and can’t recall. It must have been over with very quickly.”

— Sarah Hogle

68. “Every meal contains some hint of pumpkin spice. If I’m not ingesting pumpkin, I’m breathing it in like an addict, lining every available surface of my home with candles that smell like food. Apple pie, pumpkin pie, pumpkin spice, apple pumpkin.”

— Sarah Hogle

69. “I want you to tell me when you get bad news so that you’re not going through it alone.”

— Sarah Hogle

70. “The only reason he’s choosing to shower right now is so that he has an excuse to ask me to do this for him. It’s like whenever we get home from a trip to the grocery store and he pretends he’s getting an important phone call so that he doesn’t have to help put groceries away.”

— Sarah Hogle

71. “I didn’t think we were the kind of couple that danced in a kitchen in the middle of the woods, but it turns out that’s exactly the kind of couple we are. Two months ago, we would have done something like this only if other people were watching. Putting on a show.”

— Sarah Hogle

72. “Forty percent because I love him and sixty percent because I’m too afraid to call it off. Everyone, including his parents, said we’d never make it down the aisle. I have so much pride that I’ll do it just to prove them wrong.”

— Sarah Hogle

73. “It’s adorable how he assumes I’m in here making myself pretty instead of smearing a pentagram on the floor in my own blood and casting hexes on him.”

— Sarah Hogle

74. “Our next period of silence descends naturally, but if I shone a flashlight over all the dark space that surrounds us, it would illuminate a hundred lingering words.”

— Sarah Hogle

75. “This chair is mine now.”

— Sarah Hogle

76. “Being in love is frantic. Fluttery. Falling. It’s nervous sweats and pounding heartbeats and a feeling of tremendous rightness.”

— Sarah Hogle

77. “This is happening with snowballing regularity. Just when i think the odd feeling’s gone and I’m complacent again, all feelings of dissatisfaction suppressed, the pendulum swings back at me.”

— Sarah Hogle

78. “I don’t understand that thing you’re wearing. Your top is attached to your shorts. How do you go to the bathroom?”

— Sarah Hogle

79. “I know every microscopic detail of his face. I know the shape of his brows for every emotion. He is the most beautiful man who ever lived, and at one time I couldn’t have said with any certainty what color eyes he had. He was no more memorable that a picture hanging on the wall that I’d long gotten used to. How many times did my gaze pass right over him, not realizing he was looking back at me? Always watching. Listening. Waiting.”

— Sarah Hogle

80. “But it’s hard to meet people when you have social anxiety as bad as I do. I panic. Or I want to say one thing, be a certain way, but it gets all tangled up on its way out of my mouth. A pumpkin trying to be flowers and coming off like a cactus. It’s frustrating.”

— Sarah Hogle

81. “He looks utterly wrecked in the most wonderful way.”

— Sarah Hogle

82. “It’s so much easier to pretend I have a personality where I don’t have any words for anyone, that I don’t care to, rather than not being able to find them.”

— Sarah Hogle

83. “I want to be commanding, stern, intimidating, but I am raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. My resolve is dandelion fluff.”

— Sarah Hogle

84. “I hate restaurants, because when I sit at tables I feel trapped. Something about sitting down across from someone and it being socially unacceptable to leave at any moment makes me panic.”

— Sarah Hogle

85. “Tell me where you were all day.” “Take a guess.” “Cheating, I hope. Make sure you leave evidence for me to find.”

— Sarah Hogle

86. “I never want anyone to hold me again if they don’t hold me like this.”

— Sarah Hogle

87. “I want to believe there are still wonders out there left unspoiled.”

— Sarah Hogle

88. “I didn’t think we were the kind of couple that danced in a kitchen in the middle of the woods, but it turns out that’s exactly the kind of couple we are.”

— Sarah Hogle

89. “In my mind, I click the file on my computer that notes a list of Nicholas’s positive attributes, running through each memorized line. They’ve lost their power to impress, I think because I’ve reread them so many times that I’ve become desensitized.”

— Sarah Hogle

90. “The thing about a wedding is: you don’t remember the vows. You forget them the second after your mouth utters the sacred words, because your brain needs the room to catalog every detail of your partner’s face. All of my concentration is on him. Everything is wonderful. Every day is the same. Every day is like our wedding day.”

— Sarah Hogle

91. “This is how I’ll die: slightly unwilling but ultimately lazy.”

— Sarah Hogle

92. “He winks. “Miss me?”

— Sarah Hogle

93. “I am giving him something. Patience. It is a gift.”

— Sarah Hogle

94. “He needs me to give voice to my feelings, because he’s not a mind reader and it’s not okay that I soak up what he gives without offering myself in return. I can’t let him think he’s alone, not for one moment.”

— Sarah Hogle