Top 100 Scott Cawthon Quotes (2026 Update)

1. “But then there was The Bite of ’87. Yeah. I-It’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?”

— Scott Cawthon

2. “Hello, hello? Hey you’re doing great! Most people don’t last this long!”

— Scott Cawthon

3. “People who eat pineapple on pizza deserve to be alone.”

— Scott Cawthon

4. “Uhh the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night.”

— Scott Cawthon

5. “Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.”

— Scott Cawthon

6. “And what makes you think they won’t kill you?”

— Scott Cawthon

7. “None of you will survive the night.”

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8. “You can’t tell from looking if it’s being built up or torn down, Dunn thought. Can’t tell creation from destruction at a distance.”

— Scott Cawthon

9. “Animatronic therapy! Recommended by six out of seven crazy people.”

— Scott Cawthon

10. “Uh, that restaurant should be the safest place on earth.”

— Scott Cawthon

11. “When it gets dark, they will awaken; the children’s spirits will rise. They will kill you. I’ll just walk out in the morning, stepping over your corpses, one by one.”

— Scott Cawthon

12. “Maybe we’re all shedding our fear and regret and hope everywhere we go, and we’re catching up traces of people we’ve never met. Maybe it’s everywhere.”

— Scott Cawthon

13. “Remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right?”

— Scott Cawthon

14. “Those bathrooms on the bus are no fun. I like a bathroom that stays put.”

— Scott Cawthon

15. “Five Nights at Freddy’s The Silver Eyes.”

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16. “One more thing, don’t forget the music box. I’ll be honest, I never liked that puppet thing... It was always... Thinking...”

— Scott Cawthon

17. “Sometimes you have to know when to go for it, even when it doesn’t look possible.”

— Scott Cawthon

18. “The things that had changed seem out of place, and the things that had remained the same made Charlie feel out of place.”

— Scott Cawthon

19. “Can’t tell creation from destruction at a distance.”

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20. “They had come; Freddy’s was gone, and so was the shrine she had kept in her thoughts, where she could still find Michael playing where she last saw him.”

— Scott Cawthon

21. “But it is necessary that you let me put you to sleep as early as possible. It’s important that you get your beauty rest.”

— Scott Cawthon

22. “Foxy is a damn robot! He’s made of metal and gears.”

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23. “Afton made them.”

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24. “In quantum physics, there is something known as the Zero Point Field. This field is scientific proof that there is no such thing as a vacuum, no such thing as nothingness. If you empty all space of matter and energy, you still find, in subatomic terms, a bunch of activity. This constant activity is a field of energy that is always in motion, subatomic matter constantly interacting with other subatomic matter.”

— Scott Cawthon

25. “Don’t trust your eyes.”

— Scott Cawthon

26. “It’s just doodles.”

— Scott Cawthon

27. “I don’t need her permission to be bored!”

— Scott Cawthon

28. “To her he was still mythic, still larger than life, still the man who could deactivate monsters. He was also the man who made them.”

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29. “So this energy is called the Zero Point Field because fluctuations in the field are still found in temperatures of absolute zero. Absolute zero is the lowest possible energy state, where everything’s been removed and there should be nothing remaining to make any motion. Make sense?”

— Scott Cawthon

30. “His body had never been found. How could they not have secretly hoped he might come home, no matter how impossible they knew it was?”

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31. “It was a time when she did not have the words to name things she saw, and so now, when she tried to recall them, the words could never be right.”

— Scott Cawthon

32. “What do you think, should we see if the old formula still works?”

— Scott Cawthon

33. “Sign you up for this? You had one foot in the car at the first mention of murder! You practically invited yourself.”

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34. “The door now hung open slightly, but Charlie didn’t disturb it. It hadn’t opened for her; it had only given way to time.”

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35. “There was a scar on his neck, curved and ugly, almost a perfect half-moon.”

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36. “No one dies for nothing, John. Everyone’s life has a meaning. Everyone has a death, and I hate that this was hers.”

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37. “This is a spring lock, and I want you to know how it works because it’s very dangerous, and I don’t ever want you touching these. This is why we never put our hands in the animal costumes; it’s very easy to trigger these.”

— Scott Cawthon

38. “We’re sorry,” Lamar said quickly. “We’ll go. We don’t have any drugs.” “Says who? Says you?” The guard wore an odd expression, and his words were harsh and fast; he seemed not to be responding to what they were saying. He looked.”

— Scott Cawthon

39. “There was another restaurant, rustic and small, with red checkered cloths on the tables, and a kitchen you could see into from the dining area, and they all were there together.”

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40. “Ella was a “helper doll” manufactured by Fazbear Entertainment.”

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41. “Even if it’s just their holey old underwear under their clothes.”

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42. “No, just for me, I guess.”

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43. “Are you all with me?”

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44. “And then the years go by, and it’s just another thing that happened. Not like it’s not important, or terrible, but it’s in the past, just as much as everything else. You know?”

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45. “That’s the worst thing, isn’t it?′ Charlie said. ‘Things that act alive but aren’t.”

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46. “Charlie was long accustomed to nightmares, the worst moments of her past forced up like bile, into twisted versions of memories already too terrible to recall.”

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47. “The whole town was like this, a mix of old and new, familiar and not. The things that had changed seemed out of place, and the things that had remained the same made Charlie feel out of place.”

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48. “No pineapple on pizza, ever.” “Agreed!” Mason said, laughing. “Pineapple on pizza is an abomination. It should be illegal.”

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49. “An odd, thin smile on his lips, Dave reached out with his fingertips, savoring the moment, and brushed yellow fur.”

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50. “She understood him with the knowing and not-knowing that comes of being a child. When you focus on your parent as if they are the center of the earth, that thing on which your survival depends, only later do you realize their flaws, their scars, and their weaknesses.”

— Scott Cawthon