Top 35 Shayne Silvers Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Ientered the Sanctorum – Latin for big-ass secret library, and frowned to see I wasn’t alone.”

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2. “The room was as tense as a china cabinet in front of a live orchestra.”

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3. “Nothing is written in stone.” “The Ten Commandments are. And I think we both know that neither of us would pull off an A on that grading scale.”

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4. “Go back to your tea party, little girl. The adults have business to discuss,” he growled dismissively. Tory decided to show her displeasure at his words by unleashing unrequited hell.”

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5. “We’re all broken inside, Callie,” he said, dismissing my concern. “I’ve found the secret is to find the person with the glue.”

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6. “I’ve heard that you can either choose to smile or cry about problems, but either way, it doesn’t change the fact that they still happened.”

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7. “What I’m saying is that you don’t have to be like anyone else, whether they are similar or different. You are your own person. The greatest enemy is often your perception of how you should be. But the greatest form of enlightenment is your rock-solid understanding of what you are, not what others have made of the cards they were dealt in life.”

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8. “My tinfoil hat grew taller.”

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9. “Right,” I muttered to myself, impaling the tiny positive-mental-attitude goblin who lived inside the deep, dark, super-black castle fortress of my soul. It was roommates with my silent love for The Sound of Music and cat memes. But.”

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10. “He jumped to his feet a few moments later, his eye a little wild around the edges, and his fur was sticking straight out, making him look like a mutant Pomeranian.”

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11. “I was pretty sure I had just tripped into a bloody puddle of love.”

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12. “Here’s the thing about vampires: I hate them. Have for years. They’re like cockroaches. I mean I get it: they’re simply scuttling around doing what they need to do to survive just like the rest of us. But that doesn’t mean I don’t feel the urge to squeal and stomp the second I see one.”

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13. “As kids, we think ourselves so clever, but as parents, we simply sit back and watch with amusement as the children mimic what we did as children, and we know every single trick.”

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14. “It was a gift of mine. Annoying people to immeasurable levels of hatred.”

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15. “For the duration of another Big Bang. For the single flutter of a Hummingbird’s wings. For no time at all. Because.”

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16. “It’s hard to say this without being judged a cynic, but from a business standpoint, it was kind of incredible how effective the Christian marketing department had been throughout history. Stunning, as a matter of fact.”

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17. “And, kids, that’s what happens when you open Pandora’s Box, I thought to myself.”

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18. “People will believe anything if they are afraid that it might be true.”

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19. “No one wanted to talk to the girl with a Fallen Angel wrapped around her finger. She was probably super creepy.”

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20. “I spotted a shiny item on the ground, and like all girls, squirrels, and toddlers, I made a move to grab it.”

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21. “You stupid thundercunt. I’m a Beast Master. I own shifters. And you are going to pay very dearly for that oversight.”

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22. “I had entered that critical stage in a woman’s life – that place when emotion starved to death and the only two options left to fill that void was to become a serial killer or to take a long, hot shower.”

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23. “Almost like I had been pharmaceuticalized. Yeah, I know that’s not a word. But I stand by it.”

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24. “I’d considered letting a doctor give me a once over, but I was more than a little afraid she’d come back with a diagnosis that included grave looks and statements like “shouldn’t be upright” or “requires immediate surgery.”

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25. “In my opinion, there’s something inexplicably wrong with your life when you find yourself in a strip club before noon on a weekday. To me, it felt as culturally insensitive as using a fork to eat sushi: just because you can do it, doesn’t mean you should.”

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26. “I’ve cracked a deadly spine once or twice in my day. Like Twilight. Now that was deadly. The series had managed to turn normal adolescent girls into raving, hormone-filled psychopaths, intent on dating vampires, and no one would ever knowingly do something that stupid.”

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27. “It’s the little things that make the world a joyous place, folks.”

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28. “Paperback and buckram books decorated the floor, torn open to leave loose pages lying about like the useless guts of an eviscerated animal. Fury smoldered deep down inside my stomach, as if I were looking at heaps of dead children lying about the room instead. Books were my children. It was sacrilegious. Hundreds.”

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29. “No. Stop. Listen – ” “You forgot collaborate,” Alucard piped up, laughing all over again as he sang Vanilla Ice.”

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30. “Money doesn’t make you happy... but it sure doesn’t make you said either!” – Nate Temple.”

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31. “Wait!” I called out. “Did she just say Fook and Yu?” I asked incredulously. Achilles was now sobbing with laughter. I pointed at the blue sapphire dragons. “No, I think this is really important, guys. Their names are Fook and Yu? I really need to know the answer to this. I’m not concerned about the necklace. This is way more important.”

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32. “Sir Muffle Paws darted between my legs before hurling himself up onto a side-table that held a ritzy silver saucer with fresh cream. I rolled my eyes at the opulence granted to the filthy feline.”

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33. “Emotions could be secretly transferred via physical contact, so that the enemy – women – could never learn how deep and vulnerable we truly were.”

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34. “She squeezed my hand firmly. “Then let it fail spectacularly. I’ll still be here.”

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35. “Any man of God who actively condones hatred of another group, especially blanket hate for any people different from himself, has lost his way. Truly.”

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36. “I was a putrid stain on the great, pristine cog of bureaucracy that is the United States government.”

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37. “I nestled myself into this cozy cleavage of carnage.”

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