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Top 10 Simon Munnery Quotes (2025 Update)

Simon Munnery Quote: “What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?”
Simon Munnery Quote: “Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw.”
Simon Munnery Quote: “Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.”
Simon Munnery Quote: “All men are brothers. Hence war.”
Simon Munnery Quote: “I don’t worry about losing my looks. It’s finding them on someone else that worries me.”
Simon Munnery Quote: “It is the vanity of women to spend hours in front of the mirror. It is the vanity of men not to bother.”
Simon Munnery Quote: “Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.”
Simon Munnery Quote: “Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.”
Simon Munnery Quote: “He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.”
Simon Munnery Quote: “Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven’t got out of the water.”
Simon Munnery Quote: “I remember when I posed as a customs officer so that I could meet Oscar Wilde. I said to him “Have you anything to declare?” He said “I have nothing to declare but my genius.” I said “I’ll put that down as nothing then shall I?” For I am the wittiest man on Earth.”
Simon Munnery Quote: “I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.”
Simon Munnery Quote: “The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.”
Simon Munnery Quote: “When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.”
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