Top 100 Simon R. Green Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “If you don’t trust anyone, they can’t let you down.”

— Simon R. Green

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2. “Revenge is simply justice with teeth.”

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3. “There has been peace. There will be peace again. But right now, we have work to do.”

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4. “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem. And I’m really not in the mood to put up with any more problems.”

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5. “First rule of engineering; beware prototypes. Along with, avoid anything made by an engineer who doesn’t have all his own fingers.”

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6. “Nothing is hidden, nothing is ever lost, nothing is ever forgotten. That’s always been part of my problem.”

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7. “While the cat’s away, you may find the rats getting damned uppity.”

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8. “Keep your mind too open, and you never know what might walk in.”

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9. “I always feel most alive when everything else is dying all around me.”

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10. “When God wanted a city levelled, or all the first-born slaughtered in one night, he sent an angel.”

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11. “When you are tired of life, come to Haven. And someone will kill you.”

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12. “Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can’t be said.”

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13. “And we all have the right to go to Hell in our own way.”

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14. “Who’s got my Jaffa Cakes? You know I can’t function without Jaffa Cakes.”

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15. “This is Nightside,” said Deadboy. “We do ten impossible things before breakfast, just fora cheap thrill. Abandon all taboos, ye who enter here.”

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16. “God does so love to make a man break a promise.”

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17. “After all, you’re only an immortal until someone manages to kill you. After that, you were just long-lived.”

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18. “It’s hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you’re accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, skipping merrily along at your side, holding your hand, and smiling sweetly on one and all.”

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19. “Though I often run out of courage and good sense, stubbornness keeps me going.”

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20. “Strangefellows’s owner and bartender was a thin pale streak of misery who only wore black because no-one had come up with a darker colour yet.”

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21. “Alexandra was tall and blond, with a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.”

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22. “Because when you wear a mask long enough, it gets really hard to take it off. The mask becomes your face.”

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23. “Most of my relatives could start a fight in an empty room and then lie about who won.”

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24. “I am not weird!” I said. “I’m just differently normal.”

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25. “Oh come on!” I said. “If Walker couldn’t control me with his Voice, did you really think you stood any chance? I’ve been around. I’ve stepped on worse things than you! I’ve faced angels, from Above and Below! I don’t bow down to anyone! I’m John Taylor!”

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26. “A private face behind every public mask, a hidden meaning peeking through whatever words they choose to share with you.”

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27. “You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.”

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28. “I went to a house that was not a house. I opened a door that was not a door. And what I saw, I saw.”

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29. “What is the world coming to, when you can’t even trust a rogue vicar and her demon lover?”

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30. “Remember, the way to a vampire’s heart is straight under the sternum, and then lean in hard.’ I.”

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31. “I didn’t know if I still had it in me to be really dangerous, but I thought so. It’s like knocking someone off a bike with a baseball bat; you never really lose the knack.”

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32. “To show a mask and mirror to the world, and never let them see you’re hurting.”

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33. “There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...”

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34. “A vampire was drinking a bloody Mary, and from the look on her face Mary was really getting into it.”

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35. “Don’t you dare try to out-gloom me. I’m the only one here entitled to indulge in deep dark existential brooding.”

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36. “Next time, I’ll drive,’ I said. ‘Not one of my cars, you won’t. I’ve seen you drive.’ ‘I’m an excellent driver.’ ‘It’s sweet that you think that.”

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37. “No more shooting from anyone. Or I am going to get seriously cranky with everyone. Suddenly, and violently and all over the place.”

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38. “You have to believe in your dreams because sometimes they believe in you.”

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39. “Never go anywhere without condiments. Condiments are our friends.”

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40. “She might not have the same survival instincts as us.’ ‘It’s amazing,’ said Jeeves. ‘You keep talking and you keep coming up with things, and yet not one of them is ever remotely comforting.’ ‘It’s a gift,’ I said.”

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41. “We are in the dark places of the earth,” said Madman. “Where all the ancient and most dangerous secrets are kept. There are Old Things down here, sleeping all around us, in the earth and in the living rock, and in the spaces between spaces. Keep your voices down. Some of these old creatures sleep but lightly, and even their dreams can have force and substance in our limited world. We have come among forgotten gods and sleeping devils, from the days before the world settled down and declared itself sane.”

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42. “All the assassins that could have come after me, and I had to get a double-jointed contortionist kick-boxer.”

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43. “I am large. I contain multitudes,” I said solemnly. “Especially on Tuesdays.”

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44. “Are you really as good as they say?” “No,” she said calmly. “We’re better.”

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45. “Madness is when all your nightmares have come true and you just don’t care anymore.”

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46. “Last night I dreamed I was still human, but now I have woken up, into something better. Farewell, my friends, farewell.”

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47. “And because if you have to hide in the shadows, it helps if you thin out the predators that want to hide in there with you.”

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48. “Let her come,” JC said to Latimer. “She’ll only make a fuss if we don’t.” “Loudly and violently and all over the place,” said Chang.”

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49. “Because nothing makes love and life matter more than the knowledge that some day it must end.”

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50. “Wait. You’ve got principles? We’ll have to update your file.”

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