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Top 25 Steve Kluger Quotes (2025 Update)

Steve Kluger Quote: “Never, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough and don’t give up, sooner or later you’re going to find Mary Poppins.”

1. “Never, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough and don’t give up, sooner or later you’re going to find Mary Poppins.”

— Steve Kluger

Steve Kluger Quote: “Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you’d do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the truth about yourself.”

2. “Falling hard for somebody makes you do things you never thought you’d do before. Like pulling off an A in History or finally facing the truth about yourself.”

— Steve Kluger

Steve Kluger Quote: “Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.”

3. “Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.”

— Steve Kluger

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Steve Kluger Quote: “We make families of our own, Travis whispered in my arms on the last night we spent together. It starts with you and me and then it spreads. And whatever happens, there’ll always be a part of me that’s part of you. No matter what.”

4. “We make families of our own, Travis whispered in my arms on the last night we spent together. It starts with you and me and then it spreads. And whatever happens, there’ll always be a part of me that’s part of you. No matter what.”

— Steve Kluger

Steve Kluger Quote: “A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.”

5. “A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “Here’s to us. Who’s like us? Damn few.”

6. “Here’s to us. Who’s like us? Damn few.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “If I weren’t so depressed, I’d kill myself.”

7. “If I weren’t so depressed, I’d kill myself.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “Like there’s actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.”

8. “Like there’s actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “It doesn’t matter what people thinks of you as long as you know that your heart and head are in the right place.”

9. “It doesn’t matter what people thinks of you as long as you know that your heart and head are in the right place.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.”

10. “My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that’s crashing.”

11. “Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that’s crashing.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn’t necessarily mean there’s any attraction.”

12. “Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn’t necessarily mean there’s any attraction.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “And if Henry Higgins is not the most reprehensible character ever written for the stage, that’s only because somewhere, somehow, someone is composing a musical biography of Ronald Reagan.”

13. “And if Henry Higgins is not the most reprehensible character ever written for the stage, that’s only because somewhere, somehow, someone is composing a musical biography of Ronald Reagan.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it’s hot?”

14. “Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it’s hot?”

— Steve Kluger

Steve Kluger Quote: “The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying ‘The good news is I got him down to 10. The bad news is adultery is still in.”

15. “The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying ‘The good news is I got him down to 10. The bad news is adultery is still in.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “Let’s also not forget Wei’s immortal words to him nine minutes after he was born, when she first stared into those big brown eyes: ‘Oh, honey. Promise me you’ll grow up to like boys. Because I don’t want any other woman in your life except me.”

16. “Let’s also not forget Wei’s immortal words to him nine minutes after he was born, when she first stared into those big brown eyes: ‘Oh, honey. Promise me you’ll grow up to like boys. Because I don’t want any other woman in your life except me.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “When T falls in love, he does it with the whole world at once.”

17. “When T falls in love, he does it with the whole world at once.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “Would you care to comment on the complexities of the relationship between Heathcliff and Catherine?” Yeah, about as much as I’d care to have a Fleet enema, sir.”

18. “Would you care to comment on the complexities of the relationship between Heathcliff and Catherine?” Yeah, about as much as I’d care to have a Fleet enema, sir.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “Hey Trav, When I first got in this course, I didn’t want a pervert teaching me. Now I don’t mind. – Tony.”

19. “Hey Trav, When I first got in this course, I didn’t want a pervert teaching me. Now I don’t mind. – Tony.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “After you’ve spent four years kissing somebody’s perineum, the subtext talks louder than words.”

20. “After you’ve spent four years kissing somebody’s perineum, the subtext talks louder than words.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “What I don’t understand is how come I got seven thousand chromosomes that make me smart and not a single one that makes me cool.”

21. “What I don’t understand is how come I got seven thousand chromosomes that make me smart and not a single one that makes me cool.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “Scientists didn’t need to figure this out – Travis did it for them.”

22. “Scientists didn’t need to figure this out – Travis did it for them.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “Everyone has something worth it inside of them even if it doesn’t show. Sometimes you have to look a little harder than other times but don’t give up. Otherwise all your going to see is a sorehead who plays 3d base.”

23. “Everyone has something worth it inside of them even if it doesn’t show. Sometimes you have to look a little harder than other times but don’t give up. Otherwise all your going to see is a sorehead who plays 3d base.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “Your head and your heart are two different things. One of them can get you into trouble and the other can’t. It’s okay to be scared when you can’t tell them apart. That happened to me every day of my life. But nobody saw it except you.”

24. “Your head and your heart are two different things. One of them can get you into trouble and the other can’t. It’s okay to be scared when you can’t tell them apart. That happened to me every day of my life. But nobody saw it except you.”

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Steve Kluger Quote: “When you get famous or rich and maybe you think that you wish I was there to see it, remember that one way or the other I am.”

25. “When you get famous or rich and maybe you think that you wish I was there to see it, remember that one way or the other I am.”

— Steve Kluger

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