Top 160 Susan Elizabeth Phillips Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Celebrate the success of others. High tide floats all ships.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

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2. “Anything worth having is worth fighting for.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

3. “Discipline turns the dream into reality.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

4. “Don’t dare a person who has nothing else left to lose.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

5. “If you want me, you’ll have to earn me. And, mister, I don’t come cheap.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

6. “I love you, Daisy. I love you so much I hurt.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

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7. “What are you gonna do, angel face? Stab me with your eyebrow pencil?”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

8. “Sometimes I think bimbo is just another word men made up so they could feel superior to women who are better at survival than they are.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

9. “Losing isn’t as bad as not fighting at all.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

10. “Try to live with a generous heart. Doing anything else is too hard.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

11. “There’s nothing sexier in a man than intelligence.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

12. “Pride had kept her running when love had betrayed her.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

13. “Chasing after a guy who’s not interested in you will rip the hell out of your self-respect. Better to face facts now because the longer you put it off, the harder it’ll be.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

14. “There’s no accounting for the mysteries of the human heart.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

15. “Here’s the life lesson I’ve learned, Fifi: Some people are born to play the hero, and some are born to play the bad guy. Fighting your destiny only makes life harder than it needs to be. Besides, people remember the villain long after they’ve forgotten the hero.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

16. “A villain always preferred luring the heroine to his lair.”

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17. “Fear goes hand-in-hand with artistic creation, and no amount of success will make the fear go away entirely.”

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18. “You can’t do extraordinary things in the world if you’re spending time criticizing others because they don’t look or behave the way you think they should.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

19. “I married a damned cereal killer.”

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20. “If you were a sane woman, I would, of course, behave in a more rational fashion. Since you are a lunatic, however, this is the only way.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

21. “I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people’s problems actually cheers me up.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

22. “You have a college degree? You can barely talk.”

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23. “Writing is hard for everybody except fools.”

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24. “She’s as plastic as you are. If you ever have kids, they’ll come out of the birth canal with Fisher-Price stamped on their butts.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

25. “Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

26. “Don’t mess with me, Calvin. You’ll only get hurt.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

27. “Even though she was jobless, penniless, and homeless, he was the needy one.”

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28. “In case you haven’t heard, the brain is the most important sexual organ, and my brain isn’t interested in having anything to do with you.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

29. “You’re the most important thing in the world to me. I know you don’t believe it, but I’m going to prove it to you.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

30. “Be quiet, or I swear to God I’ll take you right here.”

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31. “If you think I’m going to cry all over your chest because you don’t feel the same way, you’re wrong. I don’t beg for anybody’s love.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

32. “We’re all works in progress, honey. And believe me when I tell you that I’ve had to work harder than most.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

33. “I can’t resist you,” he said quietly. “You know that, don’t you? And I’m tired of pretending I can.” His expression grew more troubled. “But I don’t love you, Daisy, and you can’t begin to know how sorry I am about that because if I could choose anyone in this world to love it’d be you.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

34. “I finally figured out that not every crisis can be managed. As much as we want to keep ourselves safe, we can’t protect ourselves from everything. If we want to embrace life, we also have to embrace chaos.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

35. “When you’ve been around a snake long enough, you learn how to crawl in the dirt.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

36. “Daisy greeted her pleasantly, but the girl’s Bambi eyes.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

37. “I’m stronger than I look, and I’ll work harder than any man you’ll ever find. Besides, I can also provide psychiatric counseling for that troublesome personality disorder of yours.” The.”

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38. “I’m not living in the shadows anymore. I want to walk in the sun. But I can’t do that without you.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

39. “You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who’s hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain in her mouth.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

40. “Honey lamb, there are a lot of things in this world I feel insecure about. Religion. Our national economic policies. What color socks to wear with a blue suit. But I’ve got to tell you that my performance in that hotel room last night isn’t one of them.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

41. “The Cinderella story in reverse. I only wish there were ashes in the fireplace so I could order you to sweep them out.”

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42. “Love is never a waste of time.”

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43. “Did anybody tell you that you’re a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?”

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44. “He tunneled his dirty hands through her hair and kissed her breathless. Her neck, her eyes, the corners of her mouth. He kissed her lips as if his life depended on it. Kissed their future into her. All they could have and all they could be.”

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45. “Because life’s too short to read depressing books.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

46. “Stuck in traffic is not an excuse. It’s a sign of bad planning.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

47. “Why don’t I just hand you my panties and be done with it.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

48. “Insulting to my mother, of course, considering how.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

49. “In case you still haven’t figured it out, he loves you. Your tiger will be back in the morning, and you can thank me anytime. Now, do I have to paint another picture for you, or do you think you can take it from here by yourself without screwing up?”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

50. “If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren’t really good at it, but why put an old man in that position?”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips