Top 70 Tara Sivec Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Spitters are Quitters.”

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2. “You are always the light in my darkness. You’re the reason I’m alive, you’re the reason I’m here and you’re the reason I breathe, every day.”

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3. “I quickly tried to do the math but my brain was a jumbled mess and I couldn’t remember what number comes after potato!”

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4. “I never should have left you. I’ll never stop loving you, even if you hate me for walking away.”

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5. “Who keeps putting alcohol in my alcohol?”

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6. “I’m gonna make like a fetus and head out.”

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7. “You and me against the world, Fisher. It’s always been you and me, and it always will be.”

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8. “I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic.”

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9. “No one likes an ugly crier. It’s uncomfortable for all parties involved.”

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10. “I love both of you exactly the way you are. I love that you have no filter, and I adore that Gavin can make grown men cry. There is not one thing I would change about either of you, and if anyone doesn’t like it, they can kiss my ass. You guys are my life and my family now. Nothing else matters.”

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11. “I had been out of the game for too long. I couldn’t even get drunk and flirt anymore. I could however, get drunk and look like a stroke victim.”

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12. “I should have sold you to that traveling circus when you were four.”

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13. “He’s been hung up on a one-night-stand he had five years ago with a girl that smelled like Cocoa Puffs.”

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14. “I’m not crying,” I sniffle. “My eyes are leaking fluid of frustration. There’s a difference.”

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15. “She is my heart, my soul, my everything.”

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16. “I shouldn’t be allowed to think when I’m drinking.”

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17. “I’ve waited long enough. Shelby is the main reason I’m still here, alive and kicking, and it’s time she knows that. It’s time for me to take back what was always meant to be mine.”

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18. “This is where my story begins. Or ends. I can never really decide.”

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19. “How many people get a second chance at love with the only person they’ve ever held in their heart?”

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20. “To get to the good, sometimes you have to live through the bad.”

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21. “Thank you so much, baby. I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic,” she told me drunkenly.”

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22. “It’s a strange thing, feeling like you can’t breathe without another person. Physically, I know I’m breathing and my heart is beating when she’s not around, but in my soul, it feels a movie that’s been paused, waiting for someone to come back into the room. When I’m away from her, I feel like my life is on hold and she’s the only one who can restart it.”

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23. “You can’t stop fighting, Lucy. You can never stop fighting for something you love and something you believe in.”

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24. “When you’ve been hurt once, it’s so hard to let go and not be afraid you won’t be hurt again.”

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25. “Love each other with everything you have. Trust each other with everything inside of you. And never, ever let the other one go.”

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26. “She swore she would never let someone take so much of her heart and soul that it would wither away to nothing once they were gone. She gave up on the dream of finding someone to consume her mind, body, and soul. It only ruined you in the end. It only left you broken and unable to live.”

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27. “You make everything perfect, Lucy. You’re my light and my life and all I need is your love to guide me home, no matter where I go.”

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28. “They say that when you have your own child, the first time you look into his or her eyes you will fall instantly in love and the rest of the world disappears. They say you’ll believe your child can do no wrong, and you will love them unconditionally right from the very first moment. Well, whoever “they” are should seriously limit the amount of crack they smoke and stop talking out of their ass while their Arby’s vaginas are flopping around in their grandma panties.”

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29. “Someday, down the line, I’m going to marry you by that lighthouse. We’ll just renew our vows or something,” I tell her.”

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30. “Uncle Drew is completely inappropriate and one hundred percent of the time, and Aunt Jenny is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.”

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31. “Happy Valentine’s Day, baby. No matter what, Gavin will always be your little boy. The first woman he ever asked to marry him. Even when he’s in fifth grade and those little bitches pull out the big guns and start getting boob jobs and vaginal rejuvenation surgeries.”

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32. “I can’t do this without her, Liz, I can’t. Every part of my life is wrapped up in her. She’s my wife, the mother of my children and my everything. How am I supposed to live without her?” he sobs.”

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33. “My tits may be small, but they’re deadly.”

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34. “I should just open the car door and throw her out of the moving vehicle for what she did to me tonight, but I didn’t want to ruin someone else’s car if they ran her over.”

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35. “I want to know what it feels like to love someone so much that you would do anything for them, even at the risk of your own broken heart.”

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36. “Mommy and Daddy make a lot of noise when they kiss. Mommy talks to God a lot. I talk to God sometimes too. I asked him for a puppy and a new monster truck but I was nice and didn’t yell at him like Mommy does. He still hasn’t gotten me the puppy though.”

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37. “I’d rather be a complete mess with you than spend another day shattered all over the floor alone.”

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38. “I take a step in Brooklyn’s direction. Just thinking her name makes me cringe. Her parents had named her after a city known for housing the Russian mafia and call girls. Not to mention dirty. Dirty, little Brooklyn. It’s a nice place to visit, but no one wants to live there. I bet you it says that under her name on her birth certificate.”

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39. “Loving you meant loving every part of you, the good and the bad, the easy and the hard.”

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40. “Fine. I’m just kidding. But I’m telling you, if we can’t come up with something quick, I am not opposed to selling my body on a street corner. I haven’t gotten laid in forever, and I wouldn’t mind a little action that doesn’t include a few grunts, a few pumps, and the guy rolling over and snoring.” “My word, what kind of men have you been with?” I ask. “Your ex,” she says with a blank expression.”

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41. “You don’t go to funerals for the ones who died, you go to support the ones left behind.”

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42. “If it’s burning eternally, it’s probably chlamydia,” Ariel deadpans.”

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43. “I would do anything for him, even if it meant sacrificing something of myself.”

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44. “Instead I’m worried about my son being led astray by a harlot. A harlot named Brooklyn. Her parents probably named her that because skank was too obvious even though they know what her future career would be.”

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45. “You’re the only thing I’ve ever wished for.”

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46. “Oh, dear. He’s a pimp and he’s stupid, this is not good,” Bev mutters. “Leon, leave it to you to find the only stupid pimp in Seattle.”

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47. “Mom, do you have pot hanging from the ceiling?” Noel asks. “You know your father needs it for his arthritis,” her mother sighs. “Pot – mistletoe, potato – potahto. It’s green and it’s festive, and you have to kiss under it.”

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48. “Mom, do you have pot hanging from the ceiling?”

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49. “They aren’t skanks and they aren’t stupid. I prefer to call them ’scantily-clad ladies with limited vocabulary.”

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50. “He was so pretty I wanted to frame him and put him on my nightstand in a totally non-creepy, non-Hannibal Lector skin-suit-wearing kind of way.”

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