Top 50 THE CLOWN FACTORY Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “If stupidity was painful, you’d be in agony.”

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2. “If you had one more brain cell, it would be lonely.”

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3. “You look like something I’d draw with my left hand.”

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4. “If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I’d get change.”

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5. “If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’d be glad to do so for you.”

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6. “Someday you’ll find yourself, and will you be disappointed.”

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7. “I get so emotional when you’re not around. That emotion is happiness.”

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8. “Anybody who told you to just be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.”

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9. “I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?”

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10. “Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?”

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11. “I’ll never forget the first time we met, although I’ll keep trying.”

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12. “You were so ugly when you were born that the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.”

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13. “You are so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering.”

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14. “You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.”

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15. “Yo momma’s breath smells so bad I don’t know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo.”

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16. “You must be the arithmetic man – you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.”

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17. “As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?”

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18. “If brains were dynamite, you would not have enough to blow your nose.”

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19. “Yo momma’s so old, when God said, “Let there be light,” she flipped the switch.”

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20. “Baby, if you were words on a page you’d be what they call “fine print!”

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21. “I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.”

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22. “You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. 12.”

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23. “The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.”

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24. “Don’t let your mind wander... it’s far too small to wander on its own.”

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25. “Yo momma’s so fat, she went to Red Lobster for endless shrimp last month and she’s still there.”

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26. “It’s hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.”

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27. “I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.”

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28. “You’re a person of rare intelligence. It’s rare when you show any.”

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29. “He is dark and handsome. When it’s dark, he’s handsome.”

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30. “Yo momma’s so ugly, when we went to a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck. Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was doing door-to-door sales, someone told her it wasn’t Halloween yet.”

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31. “Yo momma’s so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver she asked, “Cherry or grape?”

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32. “Yo momma’s breath smells so bad, it’s considered a weapon of mass destruction.”

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33. “9. Yo Momma’s so Cheap Yo.”

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34. “Yo momma’s breath smells so bad her teeth didn’t fall out, they ran away. Yo.”

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35. “Yo momma’s so fat she sank the Titanic.”

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36. “She thinks she’s a siren, but she looks more like a false alarm.”

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37. “Yo momma’s so skinny I can blindfold her with dental floss.”

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38. “If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional.”

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39. “You started at the bottom and it’s been downhill ever since.”

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40. “Yo momma’s so fat, when we went to a kid’s birthday party, everyone thought she was the bounce house.”

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41. “I’m not offended by what you say. I’m just glad that you’re stringing words into sentences now.”

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42. “16. I haven’t seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.”

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43. “Yo momma’s so old she used to hitch a ride to work with Fred Flintstone.”

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44. “All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don’t you send them.”

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45. “She’s so fat that when she walked in front of the television, the kids missed three commercials.”

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46. “Yo momma’s so dirty homeless people throw change at her when she sits on a park bench. Yo momma’s so dirty, when she told your daddy to take out the trash, he put her out on the curb. Yo momma’s so dirty, when I called her on the.”

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47. “Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?”

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48. “Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looked in the mirror her reflection screamed in horror.”

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49. “I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.”

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50. “If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.”

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