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Top 15 Tiffany Haddish Quotes (2024 Update)

Tiffany Haddish Quote: “But it didn’t work out like that. I couldn’t get into the gang. Gangbanger: “You too cute. You gonna be something one day. You can come and kick it, but you can’t gangbang with us. If you want a drink or something, you can have a drink.”

1. “But it didn’t work out like that. I couldn’t get into the gang. Gangbanger: “You too cute. You gonna be something one day. You can come and kick it, but you can’t gangbang with us. If you want a drink or something, you can have a drink.”

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Tiffany Haddish Quote: “Everyone has their own personal pain and their own demons, and no one will talk about it, and that’s why they never get better. They’re all afraid to talk about it.”

2. “Everyone has their own personal pain and their own demons, and no one will talk about it, and that’s why they never get better. They’re all afraid to talk about it.”

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Tiffany Haddish Quote: “In stand-up, you do need to be having fun up there like Richard Pryor said, but you have to know yourself well, too. You have to know when you make different faces, or do different things, you get certain reactions. You start learning and it’s like playing a piano. You just know exactly what keys to stroke, ’cause really with comedy, you’re like fiddling with people’s souls. You resonate on the same frequency as them, trying to get them to relate.”

3. “In stand-up, you do need to be having fun up there like Richard Pryor said, but you have to know yourself well, too. You have to know when you make different faces, or do different things, you get certain reactions. You start learning and it’s like playing a piano. You just know exactly what keys to stroke, ’cause really with comedy, you’re like fiddling with people’s souls. You resonate on the same frequency as them, trying to get them to relate.”

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Tiffany Haddish Quote: “I became an “energy producer” at Bar Mitzvahs. Energy producer is what white suburban people call a “hype man.” I was basically the Flava Flav of Bar Mitzvahs.”

4. “I became an “energy producer” at Bar Mitzvahs. Energy producer is what white suburban people call a “hype man.” I was basically the Flava Flav of Bar Mitzvahs.”

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Tiffany Haddish Quote: “That’s why I think my life turned out as good as it has. Because all the time, I’m just trying to have fun.”

5. “That’s why I think my life turned out as good as it has. Because all the time, I’m just trying to have fun.”

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Tiffany Haddish Quote: “DJ Timbo: “Tiffany, your ass is not deadly.” Tiffany: “No, my ass is deadly. That man is dead.”

6. “DJ Timbo: “Tiffany, your ass is not deadly.” Tiffany: “No, my ass is deadly. That man is dead.”

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Tiffany Haddish Quote: “I’m a survivor, and all this struggle I went through – while it sucked at the time – is really helping me now. It has helped me get to where I am, and it will help me continue to improve and do better. It didn’t always feel like it at times, but I truly believe I am blessed.”

7. “I’m a survivor, and all this struggle I went through – while it sucked at the time – is really helping me now. It has helped me get to where I am, and it will help me continue to improve and do better. It didn’t always feel like it at times, but I truly believe I am blessed.”

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Tiffany Haddish Quote: “The only downside to the Bar Mitzvahs was that I killed a man once.”

8. “The only downside to the Bar Mitzvahs was that I killed a man once.”

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Tiffany Haddish Quote: “I believe my purpose is to bring joy to people, to make them laugh, and to share my story to help them. To show people that no matter what, they matter, and they can succeed. No matter how bad things go, no matter how dark your life is, there is a reason for it. You can find beauty in it, and you can get better. I know, because I’ve done it. That’s why my comedy so often comes from my pain. In my life, and I hope in yours, I want us to grow roses out of the poop.”

9. “I believe my purpose is to bring joy to people, to make them laugh, and to share my story to help them. To show people that no matter what, they matter, and they can succeed. No matter how bad things go, no matter how dark your life is, there is a reason for it. You can find beauty in it, and you can get better. I know, because I’ve done it. That’s why my comedy so often comes from my pain. In my life, and I hope in yours, I want us to grow roses out of the poop.”

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Tiffany Haddish Quote: “DJ Timbo: “Tiffany, that man was old. It was his time. He was probably happy. It was probably the first time he ever danced with a black girl in his life. It was the happiest moment of his life.”

10. “DJ Timbo: “Tiffany, that man was old. It was his time. He was probably happy. It was probably the first time he ever danced with a black girl in his life. It was the happiest moment of his life.”

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Tiffany Haddish Quote: “You know, because women be peeing themselves after they have babies.”

11. “You know, because women be peeing themselves after they have babies.”

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Tiffany Haddish Quote: “But to this day, if I have words with somebody, I never walk past them. I never turn my back on them. Now I’m always watching people. I’ve never had that problem with somebody hitting me in the back of the head no more. Never again after that.”

12. “But to this day, if I have words with somebody, I never walk past them. I never turn my back on them. Now I’m always watching people. I’ve never had that problem with somebody hitting me in the back of the head no more. Never again after that.”

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Tiffany Haddish Quote: “Unless it was making them look good in some kind of way. Me just being myself was never good enough for anyone to love me.”

13. “Unless it was making them look good in some kind of way. Me just being myself was never good enough for anyone to love me.”

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Tiffany Haddish Quote: “That exchange basically sums up Titus. Sneaky and small-time.”

14. “That exchange basically sums up Titus. Sneaky and small-time.”

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Tiffany Haddish Quote: “It’s where the bros drink their brews, and the surfers sip their hurricanes, and they all just white together.”

15. “It’s where the bros drink their brews, and the surfers sip their hurricanes, and they all just white together.”

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Tiffany Haddish Quote: “I didn’t have the uniform yet. It was too big for me, so I had my grandma do alterations on it. I had a T-shirt, and I wrote on it in big black letters: “Will have uniform in 2 weeks. Grandma doin’ it.”

16. “I didn’t have the uniform yet. It was too big for me, so I had my grandma do alterations on it. I had a T-shirt, and I wrote on it in big black letters: “Will have uniform in 2 weeks. Grandma doin’ it.”

— Tiffany Haddish

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