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Todd Barry Quote: “Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.”
Todd Barry Quote: “Anyone who bombs is my friend.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I like pens. My writing is so amazing there’s never a need to erase.”
Todd Barry Quote: “If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I like Cilantro, but you don’t have to.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires.”
Todd Barry Quote: “And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I don’t feel I’m even worthy of a normal amount of value.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I don’t really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I’d be a contrarian pirate.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I’d rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.”
Todd Barry Quote: “Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.”
Todd Barry Quote: “You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it’s not that brutal. It’s only $6.”
Todd Barry Quote: “If I’m at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.”
Todd Barry Quote: “People in New York love having roof parties.”
Todd Barry Quote: “It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you’ve ever written.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I loved Australia. I was very successful there.”
Todd Barry Quote: “It’s cool to go to a place that has posters up and it’s one night only. It feels more special.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I mean, I’ve had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I’ve never even thought about, and they’re right.”
Todd Barry Quote: “There’s people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it’s garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job.”
Todd Barry Quote: “My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there’s not a lot of teaching involved in that.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I mean, I’ve always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that.”
Todd Barry Quote: “There seems to be more comedy for comedy’s sake.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I will not be misquoted!”
Todd Barry Quote: “I haven’t done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There’s tons of it, and they’re better paid.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I’m too classy to bring that up.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I wasn’t as nervous as I thought I would be when I started.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I’m particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all.”
Todd Barry Quote: “I don’t know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.”
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