Top 6 Trixie Mattel Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “I will not Jodie Foster this kind of behavior.”

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2. “You cannot judge a fish by its ability to transcribe.”

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3. “Well, God’s not real... and I am so, do that with that.”

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4. “Reading books doesn’t even make someone intelligent. You’re reading a book right now and you’re dumb as hell.”

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5. “Even a perfect makeup application can’t change everything. You have to like yourself. You have to understand that a blue eyeshadow won’t shave off fifty pounds. Brighter undereyes won’t fix your dark childhood. But a good red lip will get you laid at your high school reunion and that is proof enough that makeup is God.”

— Trixie Mattel

6. “History has proven that trickle-down economics didn’t pan out for the working class, and the same applies here: Trickle-down soap and shampoo will not clean those gams, so do yourself a favor and give your soiled stems the due diligence they deserve.”

— Trixie Mattel

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