Top 60 Vince McMahon Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “You need to surround yourself with quality human beings that are intelligent and have a vision.”

— Vince McMahon

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2. “I got balls the size of grapefruits!”

— Vince McMahon

3. “Anything can happen in the WWF!”

— Vince McMahon

4. “I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you’ll be spitting out the seeds.”

— Vince McMahon

5. “I’m not afraid of failing. I don’t like to fail. I hate to fail. But I’m not afraid of it.”

— Vince McMahon

6. “You can rise above it. This country gives you opportunity if you want to take it, so don’t blame your environment. I look down on people who use their environment as a crutch.”

— Vince McMahon

7. “I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.”

— Vince McMahon

8. “I don’t know what drives me, I don’t have a clue, but I’m driven more today than I ever have been.”

— Vince McMahon

9. “I’m your genetic jackhammer!”

— Vince McMahon

10. “What’s good in the hood?”

— Vince McMahon

11. “Pro wrestling is what my dad did.”

— Vince McMahon

12. “If you stop building stars, which we never do, you wouldn’t be in business.”

— Vince McMahon

13. “From a person standpoint, the old expression of what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger is somewhat true.”

— Vince McMahon

14. “If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I’d be really worried about doing time.”

— Vince McMahon

15. “I guess maybe another gift I have is a great work ethic.”

— Vince McMahon

16. “That’s right, you and God versus me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and the product of my semen, my son Shane!”

— Vince McMahon

17. “I don’t give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.”

— Vince McMahon

18. “The boyhood dream has come true for Shawn Michaels.”

— Vince McMahon

19. “I don’t like to sleep. I’m missing something when I’m sleeping.”

— Vince McMahon

20. “I’m Vince McMahon, dammit, let’s hear it!”

— Vince McMahon

21. “It was me, Austin. It was me all along, Austin!”

— Vince McMahon

22. “If Stone Cold was to become champion, as of now, that would be a public-relations corporate nightmare.”

— Vince McMahon

23. “You had some unexpected help. You had help from God! Essentially, it became a handicap match! Me vs you and God!”

— Vince McMahon

24. “Better than that orange crap you wear!”

— Vince McMahon

25. “I assaulted Stone Cold Steve Austin and got away with it! It was indeed a very special night for me...”

— Vince McMahon

26. “We are Hollywood. We’re entertainment, and that’s what the World Wrestling Federation is all about.”

— Vince McMahon

27. “In the real world of competition, the players want to compete and they want to compete at the very highest level.”

— Vince McMahon

28. “Giving it to the audience is probably the easiest thing. Finding out what they truly want is probably the most difficult.”

— Vince McMahon

29. “I’m a guy who gets more out of life than some people – more out of one big breath of fresh air than most people get from breathing in and out for a lifetime.”

— Vince McMahon

30. “If I like you, I’m going to tell you. I’m a hugger, even with men: I’m just very deep.”

— Vince McMahon

31. “I understand the common man because I understand me in that regard at least.”

— Vince McMahon

32. “The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.”

— Vince McMahon

33. “Shawn Michaels – the greatest WWE champion of all time!”

— Vince McMahon

34. “I’m not too good at lying still in the sun.”

— Vince McMahon

35. “I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold’s ASS!”

— Vince McMahon

36. “I don’t mind paying people more for something if we’re getting more. But just to change a deal because you’re greedy and you want more? No. I’m not gonna go along with that.”

— Vince McMahon

37. “The biggest thrill in the world is entertaining the public, there is no bigger thrill than that.”

— Vince McMahon

38. “I’m a real common sense guy who caught a lot of good breaks and who has been very, very fortunate.”

— Vince McMahon

39. “I do think the standards of the media have dropped to an all-time low in terms of credibility.”

— Vince McMahon

40. “But because our organization has grown so much and in so many different ways, the delegation process places responsibility and authority on the shoulders of people you can watch grow and watch the way they treat others.”

— Vince McMahon

41. “That’s Right! I Own the WCW!”

— Vince McMahon

42. “I have to do something with my mind, or I’ll get in trouble.”

— Vince McMahon

43. “We’re going to be treated very poorly, I think that goes with the territory, and you have to get over it, get beyond it and know who you are among your peers and especially among your family when you look in the mirror.”

— Vince McMahon

44. “Thou art relieved of thy duties!”

— Vince McMahon

45. “One of the problems with the Internet is that a lot of times it is inaccurate.”

— Vince McMahon

46. “We love our fans, so there’s nothing we wouldn’t do for them, and we go directly to t hem.”

— Vince McMahon

47. “Steve, it’s OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he’s a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!”

— Vince McMahon

48. “I would dare say that most anyone in public life, if they stay in public long enough, is not treated fairly.”

— Vince McMahon

49. “Regardless of how well a studio is run, it’s only as good as the product it produces.”

— Vince McMahon

50. “In Europe we could do it, if we fly as soon as the event is over.”

— Vince McMahon